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By *awk3y3 OP Man over a year ago

West Lothian

Anyone want to complete the dittie ? *like titties but with a d*

There once was a man named Andy,

He ran about all day naked and randy,

*other names and rhymes are available*

See how creative things can get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone want to complete the dittie ? *like titties but with a d*

There once was a man named Andy,

He ran about all day naked and randy,

*other names and rhymes are available*

See how creative things can get

He was pumping a girl called Mandy,

Her fanny tasted like candy

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

as she sucked on his cock

she said tastes like rock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone when she bent over rover took over n gave her a bone of his own. .....

Thought it was apt for the site lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"as she sucked on his cock

she said tastes like rock "

But she swallowed, so that was quite handy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont know about that but

I once knew a pirate called gates

who could do the fandango on scates

but a slip on his cutlass

rendered him nuttless

and now he's quite usless on dates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Diahorrea(sniff sniff)diahorrea(sniff sniff)

theres something hot and runny

and it isnt very funny

diahorrea(sniff sniff)diahorrea(sniff sniff)

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple over a year ago

Bathgate

There once was a man named Andy,

He ran about all day naked and randy,

When it was hard as a rock

He could suck his own cock

On bath nights it was really quite handy

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple over a year ago

Bathgate

There was a FAB single called Mary

Whose pussy was incredibly hairy

Guys asked her to shave

She just told them "behave"

And pushed them away from her fairy

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By *ompip3Couple over a year ago

Paisley

There was an old maid was a swinger,

She waited and hoped someone would ring her!

No one picked up the phone,

So she was left all alone,

Now she has to make do with her Finger!

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