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Not long now till the annual pish that is only an excuse. Is it just me or was this past its sellby date 15 years ago at france 98? Ill start the ball rolling.
- Barry ferguson being a ned
- Chick young pretending hes not a rangers fan.
- A cutting edge dennis law impression
- And of course frank mcavennie doing wheres the burdz. The latter 2 not having any bearing on scottish football for at least 20 years. |
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over a year ago
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Never been the same since it stopped being a team effort and effectively became the watson show 
i hear that hes moving even further towards politics and celebrity culture this year  |
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"Bring back scotch and wry.
"How come you missed the second half son"
"I was at mass".
Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip   "
"Super sex?"
"If its all the same to you I'll just have the soup!"
Thought we were going to have to revive ma faither after that yin!! Happy days!
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"Bring back scotch and wry.
"How come you missed the second half son"
"I was at mass".
Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip
"Super sex?"
"If its all the same to you I'll just have the soup!"
Thought we were going to have to revive ma faither after that yin!! Happy days!
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was at a comedy gig last sunday and there was a francie and josie tribute, superb stuff |
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"Bring back scotch and wry.
"How come you missed the second half son"
"I was at mass".
Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip
"Super sex?"
"If its all the same to you I'll just have the soup!"
Thought we were going to have to revive ma faither after that yin!! Happy days!
was at a comedy gig last sunday and there was a francie and josie tribute, superb stuff "
Acht they were ok....bino and ninja are better!! And cheaper! |
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"Bring back scotch and wry.
"How come you missed the second half son"
"I was at mass".
Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip
"Super sex?"
"If its all the same to you I'll just have the soup!"
Thought we were going to have to revive ma faither after that yin!! Happy days!
was at a comedy gig last sunday and there was a francie and josie tribute, superb stuff
Acht they were ok....bino and ninja are better!! And cheaper! "
here you !! Ahm no cheap  i'll have you know ive recently traded up from primark to matalan  |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"Bring back scotch and wry.
"How come you missed the second half son"
"I was at mass".
Gerald kelly rikki fulton thats what you call comic talent rip "
With all the repeats that have been on, why not? |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Not long now till the annual pish that is only an excuse. Is it just me or was this past its sellby date 15 years ago at france 98? Ill start the ball rolling.
- Barry ferguson being a ned
- Chick young pretending hes not a rangers fan.
- A cutting edge dennis law impression
- And of course frank mcavennie doing wheres the burdz. The latter 2 not having any bearing on scottish football for at least 20 years."
Alex Ferguson, Kenny Dalglish, a parody of a Rangers/Celtic Fanny, and don't forget Jim White!! That should take up about 75% of the show!  |
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"Not long now till the annual pish that is only an excuse. Is it just me or was this past its sellby date 15 years ago at france 98? Ill start the ball rolling.
- Barry ferguson being a ned
- Chick young pretending hes not a rangers fan.
- A cutting edge dennis law impression
- And of course frank mcavennie doing wheres the burdz. The latter 2 not having any bearing on scottish football for at least 20 years.
Alex Ferguson, Kenny Dalglish, a parody of a Rangers/Celtic Fanny, and don't forget Jim White!! That should take up about 75% of the show! "
Dont forget the cameo by a bbc reporter |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am contemplating ignoring it for the first time. Similarly I have listened to "off the ball" on radio for over fifteen yrs, been on the show had numerous txts and emails read out but have heard Tam Cowans "Paul Daniels saved my life" story at least twelve times..... |
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Its not just the fact theyre repetative and predictable his impressions are shite aswell. Anyone seen that guy paul reid hes an events manager for dufc but does after dinner speaking and part time radio etc hes brilliant does everything from jose to mick macarthy.
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.
Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then...."
I'm told it was shite. Hardly surprising considering it was Ms McManus.
What's worrying though is that someone (at STV?) thought she's the cream of Scottish musical talent.
Reports of the BBC contribution are no better. |
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"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.
Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then...."
We thought she was related to Johnny Rotten,she was red rotten.
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"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.
Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then....
I'm told it was shite. Hardly surprising considering it was Ms McManus.No Onny someone at STV got her because she was the cheapest.
What's worrying though is that someone (at STV?) thought she's the cream of Scottish musical talent.
Reports of the BBC contribution are no better."
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"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.
Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then....We thought she was related to Johnny Rotten,she was red rotten.
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Give me Mr John Lyddon any day of the week. Todays trivia. Johny Rotten was originally due to fly on PanAm Lockerbie flight but plans were changed......  |
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"ffs don't mock it after listening to Michelle McManus on the other channel.
Dont tell me she was singing? I dodged a bullet then....We thought she was related to Johnny Rotten,she was red rotten.
Give me Mr John Lyddon any day of the week. Todays trivia. Johny Rotten was originally due to fly on PanAm Lockerbie flight but plans were changed...... "
The four tops, kim catrall and mats wilander were all booked on the flight as well. |
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