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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Let me start by saying this is a LIGHT HEARTED THREAD and it is in no way my intention to cause civil unrest at this time of peace and goodwill!

A certain gentleman from the west, of my long and happy cognisance, has been known to refer to my good self as "a typical east coaster". The inference being that in the east we are a little "different". From the inhospitable.."You'll have had your tea?" , to the suggestion that perhaps, dare I say , we are a little bit up our own bottoms! While people from the west are perceived to be more couthy and humorous.

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! Edinburgh a world renowned arts festival...Glasgow ...the Krankies.

Don't misunderstand me...I love all things weegie. I've even kind of adopted one...I'm only seeking to find your take on a subject I find both amusing and interesting. We may all be "Jock Thamson's bairns" but do we really see life differently? After all...east or west... Scotland's best.

So....the East/West divide...does it really exist or is it a myth.....what differences (if any) do you observe?

Keep it nice remember! Weegies have feelings too..... Jintz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In Ireland cèrtåîn folk would slag us from the West

Dublin is East so alö? from outside of Dublin would just class us all (esp on the west as rednecks/culchies/farmers)

Doesn't bother us we'd buy and sell them

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In Ireland cèrtåîn folk would slag us from the West

Dublin is East so alö? from outside of Dublin would just class us all (esp on the west as rednecks/culchies/farmers)

Doesn't bother us we'd buy and sell them "

What would a "culchie" be at all, at all DTG???

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

The majority of Scottish national football team fans come from the East coast whilst those on the West coast support England and the ROI.

*grabs coat and slides out door*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cluchie is like a redneck/big strong thick county accent with a neck the size of a small baby

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

West are friendlier East are often more aloof . Prefer the north myself

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"A cluchie is like a redneck/big strong thick county accent with a neck the size of a small baby"

Kilkenny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Over here on the best side we have a weakness

we havnt mastered the art of chasing (and catching) sheep whilst wearing oversized green wellies

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! Edinburgh a world renowned arts festival...Glasgow ...the Krankies.

"

That the best you have???

You lot keep your castle and your art festival.....We will stick to our parties on Glasgow Green with the Krankies

I know my geography is crap, but even I (with my lowly Glaswegian education) know that Fife is not in Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

By the way jinty, i heard a rumour that the cooncil in the kingdom have brought forward plans for indoor plumbing to 2037

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By *MD47Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

I would say that for starters we (in the west) are civilised folk as we have Salt and Vinigar on our chips and not salt and sauce (brown sauce at that).

We do have a castle in Glasgow, Crookson Castle actually. We also have some of the best public museums in the UK (free of course to the general public).

We have a fantasic river that runs through the city which has seen some of the greatest ships in the world being built on her banks.

Oh and one thing we dont have that Edinburgh does have and you can keep it, is a Tram system but we do have the 2nd oldest subway system in the world.

Thats for starters..............

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having lived in Glasgow and Edinburgh the only thing that bothered me was not getting salt and sauce on my fish and chips...

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge

sits on lofty perch watch both factions rage get that up ye ya numpty

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By *rjandmrskCouple  over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Who knows not me that's for sure lol.

Hey She wants how are you and the little one xxx

Mrs K xxx

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

We in the East have better fashion sense than those in the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! Edinburgh a world renowned arts festival...Glasgow ...the Krankies.

That the best you have???

You lot keep your castle and your art festival.....We will stick to our parties on Glasgow Green with the Krankies

I know my geography is crap, but even I (with my lowly Glaswegian education) know that Fife is not in Edinburgh "

Sorry ff....I'm back to my roots on this one and was born and brocht up within chucking distance of Embra...now residing just a bit further up the east coast....

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By *MD47Man  over a year ago

Glasgow


"

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! Edinburgh a world renowned arts festival...Glasgow ...the Krankies.

That the best you have???

You lot keep your castle and your art festival.....We will stick to our parties on Glasgow Green with the Krankies

I know my geography is crap, but even I (with my lowly Glaswegian education) know that Fife is not in Edinburgh

Sorry ff....I'm back to my roots on this one and was born and brocht up within chucking distance of Embra...now residing just a bit further up the east coast.... "

You mean your a snob near a golf course lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"By the way jinty, i heard a rumour that the cooncil in the kingdom have brought forward plans for indoor plumbing to 2037 "

They can try! It'll never catch on here....am keepin a haud o' ma pail fur the time being thanks...

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By *ScotsmanMan  over a year ago

ayrshire

do they no still shout "garde le Lou".in the east in a funny accent??..and the street clears x x X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I would say that for starters we (in the west) are civilised folk as we have Salt and Vinigar on our chips and not salt and sauce (brown sauce at that).

We do have a castle in Glasgow, Crookson Castle actually. We also have some of the best public museums in the UK (free of course to the general public).

We have a fantasic river that runs through the city which has seen some of the greatest ships in the world being built on her banks.

Oh and one thing we dont have that Edinburgh does have and you can keep it, is a Tram system but we do have the 2nd oldest subway system in the world.

Thats for starters.............."

Jeez...draw breath there JMD!!!!!,.…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sits on lofty perch watch both factions rage get that up ye ya numpty "

Said the man in the middle......come over to the dark side Mr Cubes with us lovely easties.,..you know you want to!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We in the East have better fashion sense than those in the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west. "

Go pp..go pp..go pp!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We in the East have better fashion sense than those in the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west.

Go pp..go pp..go pp!!!! "

go pp !! ....... sounds like yer talking pish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sits on lofty perch watch both factions rage get that up ye ya numpty

Said the man in the middle......come over to the dark side Mr Cubes with us lovely easties.,..you know you want to! "

folk from the brig are feert fae you easties, they think ye might banish their tonic

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"We in the East have better fashion sense than those in the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west.

Go pp..go pp..go pp!!!! "

The last time i heard you say i was drilling you

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"We in the East have better fashion sense than those in the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west.

Go pp..go pp..go pp!!!!

go pp !! ....... sounds like yer talking pish "

You got a sock stuffed down your boxers or you just pleased to see me

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

Bino... Urban dictionary definition

Bino is a word used to describe a lame ass white guy, normally associated with the Traz Affiliates, known for trying to be "gangsta", but come's off as gay.

"Damn, you act like Bino"

Nuff said !

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

My Mother and her family are from Edinburgh.....

Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bino... Urban dictionary definition

Bino is a word used to describe a lame ass white guy, normally associated with the Traz Affiliates, known for trying to be "gangsta", but come's off as gay.

"Damn, you act like Bino"

Nuff said ! "

as opposed to

_illow pimp... urban dictionary definition

Search found no results

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sits on lofty perch watch both factions rage get that up ye ya numpty

Said the man in the middle......come over to the dark side Mr Cubes with us lovely easties.,..you know you want to!

folk from the brig are feert fae you easties, they think ye might banish their tonic "

Que?? Me from Barcelona...non comprendez....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sits on lofty perch watch both factions rage get that up ye ya numpty

Said the man in the middle......come over to the dark side Mr Cubes with us lovely easties.,..you know you want to!

folk from the brig are feert fae you easties, they think ye might banish their tonic

Que?? Me from Barcelona...non comprendez.... "

Chortle chortle, allow me to translate into something more akin to morningside

the good people of coatbridge are afraid that associating with the good people of the east coast may result in them being compelled to replace the popular delicacy of buckfast tonic wine with prosecco or some other fine wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"sits on lofty perch watch both factions rage get that up ye ya numpty

Said the man in the middle......come over to the dark side Mr Cubes with us lovely easties.,..you know you want to!

folk from the brig are feert fae you easties, they think ye might banish their tonic

Que?? Me from Barcelona...non comprendez....

Chortle chortle, allow me to translate into something more akin to morningside

the good people of coatbridge are afraid that associating with the good people of the east coast may result in them being compelled to replace the popular delicacy of buckfast tonic wine with prosecco or some other fine wine. "

Ah ...prosecco ...mue bueno bino. .

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"............

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! ......."

Edinburgh has a castle but Glasgow has a heart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"............

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! .......

Edinburgh has a castle but Glasgow has a heart."

Edinburgh has a whole team of them!!!!

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Bino... Urban dictionary definition

Bino is a word used to describe a lame ass white guy, normally associated with the Traz Affiliates, known for trying to be "gangsta", but come's off as gay.

"Damn, you act like Bino"

Nuff said !

as opposed to

_illow pimp... urban dictionary definition

Search found no results

"

Exactly I'm unique

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bino... Urban dictionary definition

Bino is a word used to describe a lame ass white guy, normally associated with the Traz Affiliates, known for trying to be "gangsta", but come's off as gay.

"Damn, you act like Bino"

Nuff said !

as opposed to

_illow pimp... urban dictionary definition

Search found no results

Exactly I'm unique "

whatever you say petite pimple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"............

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! .......

Edinburgh has a castle but Glasgow has a heart.

Edinburgh has a whole team of them!!!! "

you left yourself open to that one _nny

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Bino... Urban dictionary definition

Bino is a word used to describe a lame ass white guy, normally associated with the Traz Affiliates, known for trying to be "gangsta", but come's off as gay.

"Damn, you act like Bino"

Nuff said !

as opposed to

_illow pimp... urban dictionary definition

Search found no results

Exactly I'm unique

whatever you say petite pimple "

East 1 west 0

Next !

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Edinburgh has a whole team of them!!!!

you left yourself open to that one _nny "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bino... Urban dictionary definition

Bino is a word used to describe a lame ass white guy, normally associated with the Traz Affiliates, known for trying to be "gangsta", but come's off as gay.

"Damn, you act like Bino"

Nuff said !

as opposed to

_illow pimp... urban dictionary definition

Search found no results

Exactly I'm unique

whatever you say petite pimple

East 1 west 0

Next ! "

knock yerself out pepe le phew

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Bino... Urban dictionary definition

Bino is a word used to describe a lame ass white guy, normally associated with the Traz Affiliates, known for trying to be "gangsta", but come's off as gay.

"Damn, you act like Bino"

Nuff said !

as opposed to

_illow pimp... urban dictionary definition

Search found no results

Exactly I'm unique

whatever you say petite pimple

East 1 west 0

Next !

knock yerself out pepe le phew "

If i was chocolate id scoff myself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bino... Urban dictionary definition

Bino is a word used to describe a lame ass white guy, normally associated with the Traz Affiliates, known for trying to be "gangsta", but come's off as gay.

"Damn, you act like Bino"

Nuff said !

as opposed to

_illow pimp... urban dictionary definition

Search found no results

Exactly I'm unique

whatever you say petite pimple

East 1 west 0

Next !

knock yerself out pepe le phew

If i was chocolate id scoff myself "

pee pee flavoured, dont think i would bother

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Looks through the window, then walks on by whistling

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"sits on lofty perch watch both factions rage get that up ye ya numpty

Said the man in the middle......come over to the dark side Mr Cubes with us lovely easties.,..you know you want to!

folk from the brig are feert fae you easties, they think ye might banish their tonic "

only thing were feart of is water pmsl hurling tonic btls from perch now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sits on lofty perch watch both factions rage get that up ye ya numpty

Said the man in the middle......come over to the dark side Mr Cubes with us lovely easties.,..you know you want to!

folk from the brig are feert fae you easties, they think ye might banish their tonic only thing were feart of is water pmsl hurling tonic btls from perch now "

the famous lanarkshire libation

buckfast wine

makes you feel fine

gets you shitfaced

all of the time

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By *horstrollMan  over a year ago

Caprona

Edinburgh Council as honest as 8 bob bit

Glasgow Council supports the Mitchell Libary peoples palace and of course George Square

East Coasters have the coastal trail to Eyemouth

West Coasters doon the watter riveria that sustained largs Irvine Troon and Saltcoats.

Although the Athens of the North has one or two fine ladies, nothing is sweeter than the dulcet tones of a glassgow lassie.

retires to Sròn a' Chlachair smiling

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"............

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! .......

Edinburgh has a castle but Glasgow has a heart.

Edinburgh has a whole team of them!!!!

you left yourself open to that one _nny "

I wonder just how many of them are actually from Edinburgh or are simply there for the time-honoured Edinburgh tradition of taking the money.

In truth, Edinburgh is an OK place. Shops on both sides of the street would be a bonus and they could have built the castle a bit further from the Princes Street but otherwise sawrite, ken?

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"....the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west. "

You obviously haven't taken a stroll through Niddrie or Wester Hailes recently!!!

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"....the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west.

You obviously haven't taken a stroll through Niddrie or Wester Hailes recently!!! "

Actually i have and Niddrie is a very sought after place now with all the redevelopment, they have posh staffies now with real leather studded collars instead of the weegie faux equivalent

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"You mean your a snob near a golf course lol..."

Couldn't have put it better myself!!

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"....the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west.

You obviously haven't taken a stroll through Niddrie or Wester Hailes recently!!!

Actually i have and Niddrie is a very sought after place now with all the redevelopment, they have posh staffies now with real leather studded collars instead of the weegie faux equivalent "

I suppose eating yer dug is an improvement on eatin' yer weans.

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"............

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! .......

Edinburgh has a castle but Glasgow has a heart."

Well said that man!!

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"............

For my part....I see some glaring differences.. Edinburgh has a nice big castle..Glasgow has ...a green! .......

Edinburgh has a castle but Glasgow has a heart.

Edinburgh has a whole team of them!!!! "

Ehhhh........the state they're in at the moment, I wouldn't boast about that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You mean your a snob near a golf course lol...

Couldn't have put it better myself!! "

Oh aye!!!! Wondered when you'd pitch in! For info....just because ones pinky is permanently elevated does not mean one is a snob. Awright well, but!

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"You obviously haven't taken a stroll through Niddrie or Wester Hailes recently!!!

Actually i have and Niddrie is a very sought after place now with all the redevelopment, they have posh staffies now with real leather studded collars instead of the weegie faux equivalent "

Typical Edinburgh, ""posh Staffies"", a close parallel with 'fur coat and nae drawers'!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You mean your a snob near a golf course lol...

Couldn't have put it better myself!!

Oh aye!!!! Wondered when you'd pitch in! For info....just because ones pinky is permanently elevated does not mean one is a snob. Awright well, but! "

Quite right jinty, snobbery works both ways.

Take pride in your poshness

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"....the shell suit baseball cap staffi holding collar studded neds (non educated delinquents) in the west.

You obviously haven't taken a stroll through Niddrie or Wester Hailes recently!!!

Actually i have and Niddrie is a very sought after place now with all the redevelopment, they have posh staffies now with real leather studded collars instead of the weegie faux equivalent

I suppose eating yer dug is an improvement on eatin' yer weans."

Spoken like a true Niddrieonian!!

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"You mean your a snob near a golf course lol...

Couldn't have put it better myself!!

Oh aye!!!! Wondered when you'd pitch in! For info....just because ones pinky is permanently elevated does not mean one is a snob. Awright well, but! "

Elevated pinkie, eh? That'll go with the elevated nose then!!

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJF4FtEgnK8

Weegie guide dug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

east is best drier non sectarian not full of by the ways but

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Edinburgh Council as honest as 8 bob bit

Glasgow Council supports the Mitchell Libary peoples palace and of course George Square

East Coasters have the coastal trail to Eyemouth

West Coasters doon the watter riveria that sustained largs Irvine Troon and Saltcoats.

Although the Athens of the North has one or two fine ladies, nothing is sweeter than the dulcet tones of a glassgow lassie.

retires to Sròn a' Chlachair smiling"

Dulcet tones "Haw Senga, gonnae cry thae weans in fur thur tea...its getting stane cauld an' am gaun pure mental so's ah am an at"!.....

My case is rested....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You obviously haven't taken a stroll through Niddrie or Wester Hailes recently!!!

Actually i have and Niddrie is a very sought after place now with all the redevelopment, they have posh staffies now with real leather studded collars instead of the weegie faux equivalent

Typical Edinburgh, ""posh Staffies"", a close parallel with 'fur coat and nae drawers'!! "

I have so too got drawers!!!!

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Dulcet tones "Haw Senga, gonnae cry thae weans in fur thur tea...its getting stane cauld an' am gaun pure mental so's ah am an at"!.....

My case is rested.... "

Spoken like a true Edinburgher!! But with a posh Morningside tone, no doubt!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dulcet tones "Haw Senga, gonnae cry thae weans in fur thur tea...its getting stane cauld an' am gaun pure mental so's ah am an at"!.....

My case is rested....

Spoken like a true Edinburgher!! But with a posh Morningside tone, no doubt!! "

Can I help that I went to elocution lessons for to learn to speak proper, ken?

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"east is best drier non sectarian not full of by the ways but "

Who needs sectarianism when you have circles?

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


" Typical Edinburgh, ""posh Staffies"", a close parallel with 'fur coat and nae drawers'!!

I have so too got drawers!!!! "

Aye.....but bet they never get to the 'well worn' stage!!!

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Can I help that I went to elocution lessons for to learn to speak proper, ken? "

Electrocution eh? I did hear that you were a bit of a live wire!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" Typical Edinburgh, ""posh Staffies"", a close parallel with 'fur coat and nae drawers'!!

I have so too got drawers!!!!

Aye.....but bet they never get to the 'well worn' stage!!! "

Sorry....do I know you???

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


" Typical Edinburgh, ""posh Staffies"", a close parallel with 'fur coat and nae drawers'!!

I have so too got drawers!!!!

Aye.....but bet they never get to the 'well worn' stage!!!

Sorry....do I know you??? "

I doubt it, I seldom cross the 'great divide'!!

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By *horstrollMan  over a year ago

Caprona


"Edinburgh Council as honest as 8 bob bit

Glasgow Council supports the Mitchell Libary peoples palace and of course George Square

East Coasters have the coastal trail to Eyemouth

West Coasters doon the watter riveria that sustained largs Irvine Troon and Saltcoats.

Although the Athens of the North has one or two fine ladies, nothing is sweeter than the dulcet tones of a glassgow lassie.

retires to Sròn a' Chlachair smiling

Dulcet tones Pardon me jinty may you call the little darlings inside please for supper my heart flutters as their fish fingers and custard is cooling

My case is rested.... "

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


" Typical Edinburgh, ""posh Staffies"", a close parallel with 'fur coat and nae drawers'!!

I have so too got drawers!!!!

Aye.....but bet they never get to the 'well worn' stage!!! "

They're often 'well worn' when they're bought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Edinburgh Council as honest as 8 bob bit

Glasgow Council supports the Mitchell Libary peoples palace and of course George Square

East Coasters have the coastal trail to Eyemouth

West Coasters doon the watter riveria that sustained largs Irvine Troon and Saltcoats.

Although the Athens of the North has one or two fine ladies, nothing is sweeter than the dulcet tones of a glassgow lassie.

retires to Sròn a' Chlachair smiling

Dulcet tones Pardon me jinty may you call the little darlings inside please for supper my heart flutters as their fish fingers and custard is cooling

My case is rested.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

east coast here, and I have NEVER been offered salt n sauce in a chippy ewwww

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By *horstrollMan  over a year ago

Caprona


"east coast here, and I have NEVER been offered salt n sauce in a chippy ewwww"

Try inverbervie then they do cowpies dandy style

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By *lba couple1Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

West is best, wet wild wonderful wicked weird wet and wanting, what more could you ask xxxxxxxx

East .... Eerie exccentric egotistical eclomaniac and economical lol xxxxx

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By *eeler4uCouple  over a year ago

Stirlingshire

But easties are sooo Hot and Horny why else would it be "all fur coat and nae knickers" .... I'm an eastie and I married a west Coast Hillbilly ...LOL Best of both worlds...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I live in Edinburgh but spent a year working in Weegie land. Until then I thought that it rained in Glasgow every day. After that year I knew that it did.

All of that said I just love my time sailing on the Clyde

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I live in Edinburgh but spent a year working in Weegie land. Until then I thought that it rained in Glasgow every day. After that year I knew that it did.

All of that said I just love my time sailing on the Clyde

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"West is best, wet wild wonderful wicked weird wet and wanting, what more could you ask xxxxxxxx

East .... Eerie exccentric egotistical eclomaniac and economical lol xxxxx"

That's AWFY wet then! xxx

...easily elegantly enigmatically effortlessly erogenous eastern entertainment....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"But easties are sooo Hot and Horny why else would it be "all fur coat and nae knickers" .... I'm an eastie and I married a west Coast Hillbilly ...LOL Best of both worlds... "

Love it!!!

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By *airymusclesMan  over a year ago

scotland

West coast has too many west coasters there,i think there is only a mentality problem with west coast,i dont find generally any real differences! Have met all sorts of folk (generally) from all over the country.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My take on it is....we're all the same but there are little idiosyncrasies that should be embraced and cherished x A "typical east coaster" I may well be...and I have to admit I do enjoy the ribbing I take and have also been known to retaliate..... but I DO appreciate my "westies" xxx

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By *ky HookMan  over a year ago

Dundee


"east is best drier non sectarian not full of by the ways but

Who needs sectarianism when you have circles?"

Nothing wrang wi circles man they keep thi world turnin. Its no oor fault thit thi rest oh thi cuntray is daft in ca's thim roond-a-boots. Beh thi wi, Em east cost but no fae Edin-burrah, em Dundonian in prood oh it.

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By *ky HookMan  over a year ago

Dundee


"east coast here, and I have NEVER been offered salt n sauce in a chippy ewwww"

Me either B cause you and me come from the heart of Scotland, the place where theres Castles and Greens and everything in between. We know that Angus is where the cream of Scotland comes from - including us

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"east coast here, and I have NEVER been offered salt n sauce in a chippy ewwww

Me either B cause you and me come from the heart of Scotland, the place where theres Castles and Greens and everything in between. We know that Angus is where the cream of Scotland comes from - including us "

Had a very brief foray into the Angus glens a few years ago, it's an area I'd love to return to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

now I agree the glens are lovely, but not at the moment lol blown away or knee deep in water or the dreaded 'white stuff'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"east coast here, and I have NEVER been offered salt n sauce in a chippy ewwww

Me either B cause you and me come from the heart of Scotland, the place where theres Castles and Greens and everything in between. We know that Angus is where the cream of Scotland comes from - including us "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Edinburgh is a great place to visit.

It's just that Glasgow is even better

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Edinburgh is a great place to visit.

It's just that Glasgow is even better "

And Bristols a shit hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Edinburgh is a great place to visit.

It's just that Glasgow is even better

And Bristols a shit hole "

You're just biased against any west coast city

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Edinburgh is a great place to visit.

It's just that Glasgow is even better

And Bristols a shit hole "

PP . ...causing trouble nationwide!!!

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Edinburgh is a great place to visit.

It's just that Glasgow is even better

And Bristols a shit hole

You're just biased against any west coast city "

Nice arse though

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Edinburgh is a great place to visit.

It's just that Glasgow is even better

And Bristols a shit hole

PP . ...causing trouble nationwide!!!

"

Just finishing off the year on a high

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Edinburgh is a great place to visit.

It's just that Glasgow is even better

And Bristols a shit hole

You're just biased against any west coast city

Nice arse though "

Nice bristols too?

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By *illow PimpMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Edinburgh is a great place to visit.

It's just that Glasgow is even better

And Bristols a shit hole

You're just biased against any west coast city

Nice arse though

Nice bristols too? "

Cannae see the paps in pics lol

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"..........

Nice bristols too?

Cannae see the paps in pics lol "

Look towards Jura.

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By *reeningtomMan  over a year ago

Angus

I could say a plague on both your houses lol, but I have good friends in both cities so wouldn't dare. Besides everyone knows that it is the north that is the best, beautiful Angus and perthshire , rustic fife and delicious dundee. Even aberdeen had its good points lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I could say a plague on both your houses lol, but I have good friends in both cities so wouldn't dare. Besides everyone knows that it is the north that is the best, beautiful Angus and perthshire , rustic fife and delicious dundee. Even aberdeen had its good points lol "

Maybe we should all just agree scotland is a great place

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Maybe we should all just agree scotland is a great place "

Happy to agree with that, just as long as you remember that Glasgow is THE place, and Glaswegians THE people. Or as they say down Govan way, "we arra peepel"!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe we should all just agree scotland is a great place

Happy to agree with that, just as long as you remember that Glasgow is THE place, and Glaswegians THE people. Or as they say down Govan way, "we arra peepel"!!

"

Or for those of us with origins in the east end 'hail hail'

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Maybe we should all just agree scotland is a great place

Happy to agree with that, just as long as you remember that Glasgow is THE place, and Glaswegians THE people. Or as they say down Govan way, "we arra peepel"!!

Or for those of us with origins in the east end 'hail hail' "

Well I suppose somebody has to come fae Auchenshuggle!!! The classy end of Pawrkheid!!

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"....... The classy end of Pawrkheid!! "

That's a sentence I never thought I'd read.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Maybe we should all just agree scotland is a great place "

SCOTLAND IS A FANTASTIC PLACE!!!!

but.....does Auchenshuggle really exist???????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Maybe we should all just agree scotland is a great place

SCOTLAND IS A FANTASTIC PLACE!!!!

but.....does Auchenshuggle really exist??????? "

aye and its nearly az mental as strathcarnage

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"

Maybe we should all just agree scotland is a great place

SCOTLAND IS A FANTASTIC PLACE!!!!

but.....does Auchenshuggle really exist??????? "

It had better exist. For years buses went there. No mention of any of them ever coming back, mind.

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

The black hole of Auchenshuggle!!! Help ma boab!!

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


" but.....does Auchenshuggle really exist???????

It had better exist. For years buses went there. No mention of any of them ever coming back, mind."

And the caurs afore them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Who was that mythical clippy....the "c'moan get aff" yin??? Did her bus not go to Auchenshuggle???? Aggie was it?

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Who was that mythical clippy....the "c'moan get aff" yin??? Did her bus not go to Auchenshuggle???? Aggie was it? "

Are you no' thinking o the Keltie Clippie?

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Who was that mythical clippy....the "c'moan get aff" yin??? Did her bus not go to Auchenshuggle???? Aggie was it? "

Ah...........big Aggie, I remember ma grandfaither tellin me aboot her!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who was that mythical clippy....the "c'moan get aff" yin??? Did her bus not go to Auchenshuggle???? Aggie was it?

Ah...........big Aggie, I remember ma grandfaither tellin me aboot her!! "

Aye right!!!! I heard ye went oot wi her yersel! Jist efter the war....

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Who was that mythical clippy....the "c'moan get aff" yin??? Did her bus not go to Auchenshuggle???? Aggie was it?

Ah...........big Aggie, I remember ma grandfaither tellin me aboot her!!

Aye right!!!! I heard ye went oot wi her yersel! Jist efter the war.... "

Excuse me, do I know u??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who was that mythical clippy....the "c'moan get aff" yin??? Did her bus not go to Auchenshuggle???? Aggie was it?

Ah...........big Aggie, I remember ma grandfaither tellin me aboot her!!

Aye right!!!! I heard ye went oot wi her yersel! Jist efter the war....

Excuse me, do I know u?? "

Nice wee wummin fae fife.....does yer washing???? Banoffi pie???? BFA????

Got me???

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Who was that mythical clippy....the "c'moan get aff" yin??? Did her bus not go to Auchenshuggle???? Aggie was it?

Ah...........big Aggie, I remember ma grandfaither tellin me aboot her!!

Aye right!!!! I heard ye went oot wi her yersel! Jist efter the war....

Excuse me, do I know u??

Nice wee wummin fae fife.....does yer washing???? Banoffi pie???? BFA????

Got me??? "

Oh gosh, those were memories I was trying to banish!

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