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over a year ago
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"Il do the first line of the story you and yours .
Twas the night before Christmas ....
And it was wild and windy outside  I huddled under my duvet to try hide my fright ..."
But i felt someone tucking at the covers trying to have a nibble or a bite  |
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"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away "
The rspca man was feeling in the christmas spirt so he let you wear his special white coat with all the buckles before.... |
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"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away The rspca man was feeling in the christmas spirt so he let you wear his special white coat with all the buckles before...."
Strapping me to the bed face down
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"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away The rspca man was feeling in the christmas spirt so he let you wear his special white coat with all the buckles before...."
Strapping me to the bed face down
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"Ikicked it in the gahoolies and told it to get to fook..RAPCA Man came we had some fun. Before he took my away The rspca man was feeling in the christmas spirt so he let you wear his special white coat with all the buckles before....Strapping me to the bed face down
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oooooops lol lol
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"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...
With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.
Rosemary was a very ugly girl but...."
but she had a cracking pair of cabbages... |
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"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...
With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.
Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....
but she had a cracking pair of cabbages..."
which were smooth to the touch ..... |
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"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...
With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.
Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....
but she had a cracking pair of cabbages...which were smooth to the touch ....."
But smelt rotten eggs ... |
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"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...
With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.
Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....
but she had a cracking pair of cabbages...which were smooth to the touch .....But smelt rotten eggs ..."
But tastes so sweet you be licking your lips.... |
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"One potatoes two potatoesthree potatoes more...
With a sprinkle of rosemary, garlic and butter.
Rosemary was a very ugly girl but....
but she had a cracking pair of cabbages...which were smooth to the touch .....But smelt rotten eggs ...But tastes so sweet you be licking your lips...."
Licking my lips at .... |
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"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...  "
As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay. |
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"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...
As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay."
However, Rudolph quite fancied JBob and pumped him instead leaving Santa to... |
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"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...
As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay.
However, Rudolph quite fancied JBob and pumped him instead leaving Santa to..."
ride his own mrs all over the bed |
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"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...
As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay.
However, Rudolph quite fancied JBob and pumped him instead leaving Santa to...ride his own mrs all over the bed "
JBobs bum was as red as Rudolph's nose, as Santa was left in the lurch by Rudolph, he asked JBob to guide his sleigh as it was brighter than Rudolph's.
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"as I filled his stockings, Rudolph popped his head around the door, with his nose so bright, and said....wont you ride my wife tonight ...
As Rudolph was gay, JBob stepped to ride the wife into Hogmanay.
However, Rudolph quite fancied JBob and pumped him instead leaving Santa to...ride his own mrs all over the bed
JBobs bum was as red as Rudolph's nose, as Santa was left in the lurch by Rudolph, he asked JBob to guide his sleigh as it was brighter than Rudolph's.
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And JBod got lost ended you in the blue oyster club and his bum is up for rent now ...... |
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They then all decided to go to the local pub called "the cock inn".but on the way were attacked viciously by a gang of youths.for no apparent reason?.,all Santa asked them was how far is the cock inn lads.?? |
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"They then all decided to go to the local pub called "the cock inn".but on the way were attacked viciously by a gang of youths.for no apparent reason?.,all Santa asked them was how far is the cock inn lads.??"
They were taken to the local hospital. Were Santa got a boot removed from his ass. ...........
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"They then all decided to go to the local pub called "the cock inn".but on the way were attacked viciously by a gang of youths.for no apparent reason?.,all Santa asked them was how far is the cock inn lads.??They were taken to the local hospital. Were Santa got a boot removed from his ass. ..........."
People don't realise that SANTA uses his arse as a holding area when his sack is full |
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