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over a year ago
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How aboot ma granny ??? Shes 82 is that auld enough ??
I should warn ye that she has a glass eye (the left one) as a result of a misbegotten attempt to save her neighbours saimese cat from being run over by a tram (long time ago,not one of the new ones in auld reekie) she also has a wooden leg (again the left one) and yes this happened in the same accident.
she also has a bit of a stoop, this has nothing to do with the accident above, its the result of years spent using a badly sized zimmer.
She is also incontinent and has devoloped a mild case of tourettes.
if this floats your boat then let me know, i'll send you the address of her care home.
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"How aboot ma granny ??? Shes 82 is that auld enough ??
I should warn ye that she has a glass eye (the left one) as a result of a misbegotten attempt to save her neighbours saimese cat from being run over by a tram (long time ago,not one of the new ones in auld reekie) she also has a wooden leg (again the left one) and yes this happened in the same accident.
she also has a bit of a stoop, this has nothing to do with the accident above, its the result of years spent using a badly sized zimmer.
She is also incontinent and has devoloped a mild case of tourettes.
if this floats your boat then let me know, i'll send you the address of her care home.
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PM me her number any meet better then nothing lol lol  |
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"How aboot ma granny ??? Shes 82 is that auld enough ??
I should warn ye that she has a glass eye (the left one) as a result of a misbegotten attempt to save her neighbours saimese cat from being run over by a tram (long time ago,not one of the new ones in auld reekie) she also has a wooden leg (again the left one) and yes this happened in the same accident.
she also has a bit of a stoop, this has nothing to do with the accident above, its the result of years spent using a badly sized zimmer.
She is also incontinent and has devoloped a mild case of tourettes.
if this floats your boat then let me know, i'll send you the address of her care home.
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I've told you beanzo....I'll get my own meets!!!! Love, granny xx.  |
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"How aboot ma granny ??? Shes 82 is that auld enough ??
I should warn ye that she has a glass eye (the left one) as a result of a misbegotten attempt to save her neighbours saimese cat from being run over by a tram (long time ago,not one of the new ones in auld reekie) she also has a wooden leg (again the left one) and yes this happened in the same accident.
she also has a bit of a stoop, this has nothing to do with the accident above, its the result of years spent using a badly sized zimmer.
She is also incontinent and has devoloped a mild case of tourettes.
if this floats your boat then let me know, i'll send you the address of her care home.
PM me her number any meet better then nothing lol lol "
shes not allowed a phone, her mental faculties are wee bit sketchy and she was gettin her tena & her mobile the wrong way round  
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