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what to get the wife/gf for xmas?

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By *akedninja OP Man over a year ago

edinburgh

I normally get my wife shit

Christmas presents,but this year I've found her wish list

bread

eggs

milk

toilet paper

bacon

potatoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or you could try giving her a fit well hung young man for the day..

Me I'd like a naked butler for Christmas lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I normally get my wife shit

Christmas presents,but this year I've found her wish list

bread

eggs

milk

toilet paper

bacon

potatoes"

If I was you I'd add batteries to the list too... Just so when she put you out of action for her xmas presents she can still enjoy herself haha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Surely every woman wants an assortment of kitchen appliances

just to make serving your man easier of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or maybe some jizzy fizz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely every woman wants an assortment of kitchen appliances

just to make serving your man easier of course

Of course...and a set of knee pads so that we can worship our lord and master while whipping up a three course dinner....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely every woman wants an assortment of kitchen appliances

just to make serving your man easier of course

Of course...and a set of knee pads so that we can worship our lord and master while whipping up a three course dinner....

jinty on her knees, mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Surely every woman wants an assortment of kitchen appliances

just to make serving your man easier of course

Of course...and a set of knee pads so that we can worship our lord and master while whipping up a three course dinner....

jinty on her knees, mmmm

Yes...I pray a lot!!!!!!!

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Or you could try giving her a fit well hung young man for the day..

Me I'd like a naked butler for Christmas lunch

I'm assuming he's not there to actually serve the food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or you could try giving her a fit well hung young man for the day..

Me I'd like a naked butler for Christmas lunch

I'm assuming he's not there to actually serve the food

Well I could think of something I'd like served on a plate

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By *homCrownMan over a year ago

West Fife

"Or you could try giving her a fit well hung young man for the day..

Me I'd like a naked butler for Christmas lunch

You rang, m'Lady?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or you could try giving her a fit well hung young man for the day..

Me I'd like a naked butler for Christmas lunch

You rang, m'Lady?..."

Oh what kept you, you just can't get the staff these days. Just as well your worth it..

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By *homCrownMan over a year ago

West Fife

Me I'd like a naked butler for Christmas lunch

You rang, m'Lady?...

Oh what kept you, you just can't get the staff these days. Just as well your worth it..

Sorry m'lady, I was polishing the silver...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Me I'd like a naked butler for Christmas lunch

You rang, m'Lady?...

Oh what kept you, you just can't get the staff these days. Just as well your worth it..

Sorry m'lady, I was polishing the silver..."
Good job it wasn't your helmet

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By *homCrownMan over a year ago

West Fife

Huuuh, huuumm ....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Huuuh, huuumm ....

"
Lmao I know youd never do that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Huuuh, huuumm ....

Naked butler is it???? Lol....will you not be too tired Santa after your night on the roof tiles???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mind and take her tesco club card along wi you

she will be well impressed at your thoughtfulness

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