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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was in Arbroath earlier today to gauge public opinion in the wake of Fugy, son of Fugy's return.
He was seen lurking by the Red Lion Caravan park after dark dressed in his familiar red velvet pantaloons, yellow gingham shirt, green waistcoat and pointy red hat. His yellow and red convertible was reported as having been seen at a near by gay bar.
There are those in Arbroath that fear his return from exile could unleash a horrific backlash from the gnome community.
I asked a middle-aged woman buying a new pair of specs at specsavers what her worst fears were.
"Fish, mainly," she said with nervous smile.
"Fish?" I repeated.
"Well...Victoria and Albert are all I've got since the heron took the carp and the tench." The woman dabbed at her eyes with a scented polkadot handkerchief and stifled a sob.
"I'm not with you, madam..."
"He'll be hungry, won't he? Fugy I mean. Starving most likely, and our ponds have been safe while he's been away.....would you like a mint humbug?".......
Beware......news of our vertically challenged little friend will be appearing at a forum near you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yahoo!!!
i can post in the forums now!!
thanks guys for your lovely words of welcome
( cept mr 44's)
lol"
Goes to apply Fugy pish filters to the chat rooms |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"fugy is so lucky to have a friend like you stu.someone to point out,all his frailties,bad habits,but most of all,his gayness god bless you. 
oi !!! ive just read this...lol
i is not gay!
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wow, that has really thrown me. I always thought you took it good and proper up the shitter.....
you sure ? |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"fugy is so lucky to have a friend like you stu.someone to point out,all his frailties,bad habits,but most of all,his gayness god bless you.
oi !!! ive just read this...lol
i is not gay!
wow, that has really thrown me. I always thought you took it good and proper up the shitter.....
you sure ?"
lol _iew ..yer getting me confused wi mr 44...droopy...n Buboo!
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"fugy is so lucky to have a friend like you stu.someone to point out,all his frailties,bad habits,but most of all,his gayness god bless you.
oi !!! ive just read this...lol
i is not gay!
wow, that has really thrown me. I always thought you took it good and proper up the shitter.....
you sure ?
lol _iew ..yer getting me confused wi mr 44...droopy...n Buboo!
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that must be it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fugy is so lucky to have a friend like you stu.someone to point out,all his frailties,bad habits,but most of all,his gayness god bless you.
oi !!! ive just read this...lol
i is not gay!
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be still my beating heart xxxx  |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Oi oi!!!!
Whats all this then!!
There ya go Jane...... one mention of sausage and look who comes running 
Hey up Fugy my diminutive little pal
Just reminiscing a bit here  "
Haha
Reminiscing wi jayne??
Whatever jayne tells ye is aw fibs
And jayne
Whatever stu tells ye is aw fibs too!!
I dont wear pantaloons
I dont drive a gnome mobile
And i most certainly do not own rhodesian ridgeback dugs!!
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
"Oi oi!!!!
Whats all this then!!
There ya go Jane...... one mention of sausage and look who comes running
Hey up Fugy my diminutive little pal
Just reminiscing a bit here
Haha
Reminiscing wi jayne??
Whatever jayne tells ye is aw fibs
And jayne
Whatever stu tells ye is aw fibs too!!
I dont wear pantaloons
I dont drive a gnome mobile
And i most certainly do not own rhodesian ridgeback dugs!!
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Poor, poor, deluded Fugy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi oi!!!!
Whats all this then!!
There ya go Jane...... one mention of sausage and look who comes running
Hey up Fugy my diminutive little pal
Just reminiscing a bit here
Haha
Reminiscing wi jayne??
Whatever jayne tells ye is aw fibs
And jayne
Whatever stu tells ye is aw fibs too!!
I dont wear pantaloons
I dont drive a gnome mobile
And i most certainly do not own rhodesian ridgeback dugs!!
Poor, poor, deluded Fugy "
Methinks he doth protest too much Mr Stu |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Oi oi!!!!
Whats all this then!!
There ya go Jane...... one mention of sausage and look who comes running
Hey up Fugy my diminutive little pal
Just reminiscing a bit here
Haha
Reminiscing wi jayne??
Whatever jayne tells ye is aw fibs
And jayne
Whatever stu tells ye is aw fibs too!!
I dont wear pantaloons
I dont drive a gnome mobile
And i most certainly do not own rhodesian ridgeback dugs!!
Poor, poor, deluded Fugy
Methinks he doth protest too much Mr Stu "
Only on a sunday!!
And even then it has to be sunny
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Oi oi!!!!
Whats all this then!!
There ya go Jane...... one mention of sausage and look who comes running
Hey up Fugy my diminutive little pal
Just reminiscing a bit here
Haha
Reminiscing wi jayne??
Whatever jayne tells ye is aw fibs
And jayne
Whatever stu tells ye is aw fibs too!!
I dont wear pantaloons
I dont drive a gnome mobile
And i most certainly do not own rhodesian ridgeback dugs!!
Poor, poor, deluded Fugy "
As Larry Grayson once said
Delusion is the form of all grandeur
Aye Larry. The boy doon the local chipper!
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
West Sussex and Wales |
Fugy, locking yourself away with sweaty oil rig men for months on end is really doing you no good at all old chap, Mrs Murray has been on the phone from Aberdeen to ask where you are......... she says the dogs just haven’t been the same since you left them....... it seems they are all pining for you ........ |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Fugy, locking yourself away with sweaty oil rig men for months on end is really doing you no good at all old chap, Mrs Murray has been on the phone from Aberdeen to ask where you are......... she says the dogs just haven’t been the same since you left them....... it seems they are all pining for you ........"
Stu!!
As usual your incredible imagination is running riot once more
There is no oil rigs
There is no sweaty men
There is no mrs murray but............
I will admit to the dugs!!!
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