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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The only thing that the =government has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact =that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed =off and 1% of the time it is in a hole.
On top of that, it has two =dependants and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER: effective January 1st, =2010, the penis will now be taxed =according to size:
The brackets are as =follows:
5 - 10 cm. Nuisance Tax 20.00
10 - 20 cm. Privilege =Tax 100.00
20 - 25 cm Pole Tax 200.00
25 - 30 cm Luxury Tax 300.00
Males exceeding 30 cm must file =capital gains.
Those under 5 cm are eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION...
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