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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lipstick in School

According to a news report, a certain private school in London's Eastern Suburbs was recently faced with an unusual problem.

A number of the girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it.

The silence was broken by a large number of gasps, a few girls vomited and apparently someone fainted.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers . . . And then there are educators.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Absolutely brilliant!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A decent post at last pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

well fuck that am deleting it ah only post shite

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By *ustcutieWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

Superb 44 you never let us down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brill!!!

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By *ootall2920Man  over a year ago

Linlithgow

That is brilliant. Brought a smile to my face! (must remember not to kiss my reflection!)

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