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twas the night before christmas......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And all through the forums not a Ninja was stirring not even a mouse.
The black lacy stockings were hung by the chimney in hope that st nick was feeling kinky
All forum members were tucked up in bed
With visions of threessomes and meets in there heads
With fumma in here nurse uniform and magnet stuck in his bed
We all settled down for a kip instead
When out in the forums came such a clatter kountess arose to see what was the matter
Away to the Scotland rooms she flew like a flash
Saw Fab fems top ripped open and tv's lovely sash
Boabys boobs were full of a glow whilst
Pillow pump gave lustre below
When what to my wondering eye did appear
But nawty miss dynomite and eight tiny bullet vibes
With dlt as the driver so fast and so quick
I knew in a moment it would be slick
More rapid than vibrators and of course they came
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now Charlie,now Wendy, now Shelley,and ladyice
On bumbleb,on Heather on Jinty and smoothbuxomwench
To the top of your orgasam to the top you call
"Now come again come again come again all"
But the forums inbox was full of toys too
And I heard a noise upon the roof
Down the chimney came kola cubes
With a buzzing and whirring I heard from aback a great massive toy bag he threw over his back
He had a broad face and a very toned tummy,That flexed when he laughed oh my what a sight, it wasn't chubby or plump
And certainly not elf his trouser length was as big as the fireplace shelf
My eyes opened wider as with glee did I see a wink from his eye and a twist from his head
Soon gave us to know there was nothing to dread
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work of getting into bed
With a laying of his finger up under a cover soon did he find it wasn't a rubber
But all the members of fab back asleep in their beds all nestled and warm with boobs by their heads
He sprang to his Santa fab sleigh
To his bullets he gave a whistle
And away they buzzed with all their might
And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night"
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By *omma49Man
over a year ago
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twas the night before christmas all you could hear around the house, was the click of countess of kinks, high boots as she tiptoed across the tiled kitchen floor, prior to some nookie over the kitchen table   |
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he's going to kill me. 
Was bloody good tho 
