See when you're a guy, right? & you get horny, yeah? & you come on fab cos you're a horny man, yeah? & you need some lady action, right? Well see when you do that & you decide to offer one of the women money to have sex with you, yeah? Well see when that happens, just don't do it. K? K. That's that sorted.
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that. 
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!"
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru  |
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru "
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru
Is that a firm offer????? "
Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru. |
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru
Is that a firm offer?????
Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru."
jeez....ive never been any good at playing hard tae get!!!! |
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru
Is that a firm offer????? "
for you jinty, of course it is  |
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Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru.
And make sure you take the bottle back for the deposit. If she's that dear a date, it keeps the cost down."
great advice, im poor student after all |
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"Wish some horny women would message me and offer me money lol well wotcha waiting for ladies? Get the bids in! hehe"
will you accept monopoly currency??? |
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru
Is that a firm offer?????
for you jinty, of course it is "
with brown sauce???? |
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Hold out for two pickled onions and a glass bottle of irn bru.
And make sure you take the bottle back for the deposit. If she's that dear a date, it keeps the cost down.
great advice, im poor student after all "
Good advice for us all, in these days of austerity.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru
Is that a firm offer?????
for you jinty, of course it is
with brown sauce???? "
I thought you were saucy enough |
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru
Is that a firm offer?????
for you jinty, of course it is
with brown sauce????
I thought you were saucy enough"
so do i take it from that comment you intend to withold the sauce??? |
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru
Is that a firm offer?????
for you jinty, of course it is
with brown sauce????
I thought you were saucy enough
so do i take it from that comment you intend to withold the sauce??? "
You can have as much sauce as you can handle |
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"Is it ok to offer them a packet of crisps for sex? I know some of them would be up for that.
I've just asked around. Yes, crisps are ok. Money is not. Women are weird!
What about a sausage supper and a can of irnbru
Is that a firm offer?????
for you jinty, of course it is
with brown sauce????
I thought you were saucy enough
so do i take it from that comment you intend to withold the sauce???
You can have as much sauce as you can handle "
ok....you've pulled.... |
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"Can a place an order to the chippy run or am i too late ..
ye might need to share the sausage with jinty 
wayhay mister....your lucky night then!!!
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I would offer cakes/pastries/sweets
I wish I was a master baker ...... I hope I spelt that right !!! 
