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Hey Santa Claus you.....

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

Where's me fucking bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk,

And there's nothing that I like!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wrote you a fucking letter and I come to see you twice"
ya worn out geriatric bastard you forgot my fuckin bike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked

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By *ndykay OP Man over a year ago

Falkirk

It's not just me,

My sisters snaky too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not just me,

My sisters snaky too!

"
hey thanta clause you cunt wheres me fuckin pram,you promised me youd send me one and you remembet who i am cause im that kittle girl you made sit right on your hand,i'll give you fuckin hohoho you forgot me bloody pram

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You lot are sad singing a Kevin bloody Wilson song

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww it's a great song

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's not just me,

My sisters snaky too!

hey thanta clause you cunt wheres me fuckin pram,you promised me youd send me one and you remembet who i am cause im that kittle girl you made sit right on your hand,i'll give you fuckin hohoho you forgot me bloody pram

Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha. Loved this !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats with all the smellies??? You sayin i stink or somefink ya bassa????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've saw a few if his concerts crude obscene language ..but so so funny just can't help laughing nearly peed my pants