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over a year ago
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We've all had them played on us, but which one got you the best?
I was on guard duty at Edinburgh castle and I was my turn to take down the Union jack from the top turret of the castle. On the way up its a long winding stair with no lights. And its as creepy as feck. So off I set with my rifle over my shoulder and my torch in hand. I was almost at the top when out of nowhere a body with no head came rushing at me faster than I could think. So being a professional soldier I through my rifle to fuck and ran as fast as my wee legs could carry me my head screaming oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck shit shit I've just seen a fucking ghost. I was nearly out the tower when I heard gales of laughter from the top of the stairs. The guys had filled a boiler suit with papers and were waiting on me.. I don't mind admitting I was never the same when taking down the flag at night.. Bastards...lol   |
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"Cling film over the toilet is my favourite just make sure you can run fast as fuck  "
Add those wee twisty banger things taped under the seat in the ladies, and you have yourself a real practical joke! I did that at work years ago, and didn't get my books because I was the boss!  |
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"Cling film over the toilet is my favourite just make sure you can run fast as fuck
Add those wee twisty banger things taped under the seat in the ladies, and you have yourself a real practical joke! I did that at work years ago, and didn't get my books because I was the boss! "
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"Is asking your newest member of work(volunteers) to go to the shop next door and asking for a long weight acceptable?  "
Used to do something similar in my old work. Send the newbies to another shop on the retail park asking for tartan paint, left handed paint brush/screwdriver/hammer, so funny. |
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"Is asking your newest member of work(volunteers) to go to the shop next door and asking for a long weight acceptable? "
new bubble for a spirit level... |
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over a year ago
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On the rigs i hear of newbies collecting fog samples in jars to ensure the choppers can land.
Picture the poor guy in orange overalls safety helmet and glasses swooping his arm collecting fog in a jar frantically screwing on the lid to get best sample.
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The same rep would also get a years supply of holes from all the hole punches in the office tipped carefully into his air vents, then have the air con turned on full blast ready for when he turned the ignition on 
