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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For me it's the fact that Steve Wright very rarely tells you what song he's just played.
He's a dj for fecks sake.
Basic rules of the job. Introduce a song. Play the song. Tell the listeners the name of the song you just played in case they missed they intro.
The other thing that drives me nuts......a small Duracell powered engine in my underpants...
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Currently, my phone. Anyone else noticed a drop in O2 coverage since they started offering 4G?
I believe they are stealing 3G bandwidth to meet 4G demand hence why calls drop out where they never did before!!! Aaargghh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When radio dj's talk during the start or end of a song before it finishes does my tits in 
Especially when yer trying to tape the charts on yer ghetto blaster  "
Aye that Tony Blackburns a bugger on Sunday nights when he does the top 20 rundown.
I'm sat there with my hand hovering over the record and play buttons on my cassette recorded waiting for the prattle to stop
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"When radio dj's talk during the start or end of a song before it finishes does my tits in
Especially when yer trying to tape the charts on yer ghetto blaster
Aye that Tony Blackburns a bugger on Sunday nights when he does the top 20 rundown.
I'm sat there with my hand hovering over the record and play buttons on my cassette recorded waiting for the prattle to stop
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Then he starts talking before the track has finished ...the BASSA !!!! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Drivers. Dunno if it is just me but my dream job at the moment is to be a traffic Cop.
So many people pass a test and the forget the basics."
Don't even get me started! Wish they'd teach the same stuff on the car test as we get taught on the HGV test  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People in general who do not know how to change the source/input on their tv.
People who have no clue how to connect their device ie laptop or tablet to a new wireless router. Its nearly 2014 for feck sake!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That annoying slippy bit on a new milk carton that you have to grab and pull...and just cant ...till you give it one last hard tug...the carton slips out of your hand...milk everywhere...total mess....jumping up and down....and grrrrr computer not working properly today...and some cat has done something bad cause i can smell it but i cant find it.....pass my.pills!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does a little person being desperate to meet Santa and then going shy count as a small annoyance??  "
awe....now thats made me smile again ....you'll get over that shyness in time tho furry. Was it when he asked you to sit on his knee..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does a little person being desperate to meet Santa and then going shy count as a small annoyance??
awe....now thats made me smile again ....you'll get over that shyness in time tho furry. Was it when he asked you to sit on his knee.....
Yes - I wasn't allowed to sit on mrs Claus' knee  "
How many outfits do u want me get furry? Xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drivers. Dunno if it is just me but my dream job at the moment is to be a traffic Cop.
So many people pass a test and the forget the basics.
Don't even get me started! Wish they'd teach the same stuff on the car test as we get taught on the HGV test "
car drivers who dont give trucks the room they need.......and tractors............and those fuckers who clog up the roads with their fucking caravans so they can park in a field and shit in a fucking bucket  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does a little person being desperate to meet Santa and then going shy count as a small annoyance?? "
Absolutely especially if you've been queueing for 2 hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drivers. Dunno if it is just me but my dream job at the moment is to be a traffic Cop.
So many people pass a test and the forget the basics.
Don't even get me started! Wish they'd teach the same stuff on the car test as we get taught on the HGV test car drivers who dont give trucks the room they need.......and tractors............and those fuckers who clog up the roads with their fucking caravans so they can park in a field and shit in a fucking bucket "
mr dlt!!!!!!! Does one not like persons of a caravanning persuasion then??? Im quite partial myself..... |
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So many people pass a test and the forget the basics.
Don't even get me started! Wish they'd teach the same stuff on the car test as we get taught on the HGV test car drivers who dont give trucks the room they need.......and tractors............and those fuckers who clog up the roads with their fucking caravans....."
... Which reminds me... Elephant racers!! (No offence) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drivers. Dunno if it is just me but my dream job at the moment is to be a traffic Cop.
So many people pass a test and the forget the basics.
Don't even get me started! Wish they'd teach the same stuff on the car test as we get taught on the HGV test car drivers who dont give trucks the room they need.......and tractors............and those fuckers who clog up the roads with their fucking caravans so they can park in a field and shit in a fucking bucket
mr dlt!!!!!!! Does one not like persons of a caravanning persuasion then??? Im quite partial myself..... "
not when they clog up the roads and get in my way pmsl |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Drivers. Dunno if it is just me but my dream job at the moment is to be a traffic Cop.
So many people pass a test and the forget the basics.
Don't even get me started! Wish they'd teach the same stuff on the car test as we get taught on the HGV test car drivers who dont give trucks the room they need.......and tractors............and those fuckers who clog up the roads with their fucking caravans so they can park in a field and shit in a fucking bucket
mr dlt!!!!!!! Does one not like persons of a caravanning persuasion then??? Im quite partial myself..... not when they clog up the roads and get in my way pmsl "
Or when they decide to overtake going up a hill.. misjudge their speed, belt the outside kerb and almost flip their 20' behemoth caravan.
This happened infront me on the way out of Bodmin, scared the feaces out of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me it's the fact that Steve Wright very rarely tells you what song he's just played.
He's a dj for fecks sake.
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For me it's the fact that Steve Wright exists. He's a smug, insincere, patronising twat. There are others who play applause to themselves, but he's the only one I've heard respond as if it was live and somehow deserved.
Otherwise lack of consideration really gets my goat. Whether it be on the road, in the supermarket or even in bed, a moment to consider others is all it takes to make the world a happier place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drivers. Dunno if it is just me but my dream job at the moment is to be a traffic Cop.
So many people pass a test and the forget the basics.
Don't even get me started! Wish they'd teach the same stuff on the car test as we get taught on the HGV test car drivers who dont give trucks the room they need.......and tractors............and those fuckers who clog up the roads with their fucking caravans so they can park in a field and shit in a fucking bucket
mr dlt!!!!!!! Does one not like persons of a caravanning persuasion then??? Im quite partial myself..... not when they clog up the roads and get in my way pmsl
Or when they decide to overtake going up a hill.. misjudge their speed, belt the outside kerb and almost flip their 20' behemoth caravan.
This happened infront me on the way out of Bodmin, scared the feaces out of me."
you mean bodmin didnt manage that on its own  |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Drivers. Dunno if it is just me but my dream job at the moment is to be a traffic Cop.
So many people pass a test and the forget the basics.
Don't even get me started! Wish they'd teach the same stuff on the car test as we get taught on the HGV test car drivers who dont give trucks the room they need.......and tractors............and those fuckers who clog up the roads with their fucking caravans so they can park in a field and shit in a fucking bucket
mr dlt!!!!!!! Does one not like persons of a caravanning persuasion then??? Im quite partial myself..... not when they clog up the roads and get in my way pmsl
Or when they decide to overtake going up a hill.. misjudge their speed, belt the outside kerb and almost flip their 20' behemoth caravan.
This happened infront me on the way out of Bodmin, scared the feaces out of me.
you mean bodmin didnt manage that on its own "
Noo, I've been in New Cumnock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nose pickers..And not just someone who has a wee pick, but the ones who seem to be searching for some lost item they have to have.. And guys who constantly put their hands down the front of there trousers.. Your balls are there guys, leave them the fuck alone..lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New parents. They show off there new bundle of joy, you look and think to yourself, Jesus what an ugly one you've got. But you end up having to say "isn't he/she beautiful" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"New parents. They show off there new bundle of joy, you look and think to yourself, Jesus what an ugly one you've got. But you end up having to say "isn't he/she beautiful" "
i dont, have a habit of being tactless in these situations
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When at 2am u answer the door to a policewoman who says it's the police to ask about someone that used to say at your address,
Then at 3am when it dreaming about a really sexy policeman who is very interested in you,
And just at the good bit the bloody dog claws your head to go out,
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"When at 2am u answer the door to a policewoman who says it's the police to ask about someone that used to say at your address,
Then at 3am when it dreaming about a really sexy policeman who is very interested in you,
And just at the good bit the bloody dog claws your head to go out,
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What a great night you've had |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seeing seone drink out a milk carton
Toilet roll on wrong way round
Toothpaste squuezed from the middle of tube and lid left off
Ladies who take pics from the most flattering angle then claim to be happy with their size, (if your happy take a pic that looks like you if not do something about it )
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dog walkers who pick up their dogs Angelina Jolie's and leave them hanging on a tree/ fence/ on top of the bin.
The way meat is packed so you have to open the packet right the way up to get the top slice off.
People who don't understand slip roads and how to use them.
Tetrapaks and how they never open at the side that says 'open here'.
God, my list is actually endless!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who don't have a clue how to drive, tractors, ignorant people who think they are gods gift, Workshy arsehole's, Caravans, women who use there children as a weapon, unhygienic smelly bastards,leaving lid open on toothpast, xfactor, people with no sense of humour and of course junkies, to name just a few |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who leave the toilet lid up, drivers who cut me off every time I turn the corner at the end of Princess Street on to Lothian Road.
I add more as my brain wakes up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who leave the toilet lid up, drivers who cut me off every time I turn the corner at the end of Princess Street on to Lothian Road.
I add more as my brain wakes up lol"
The little stop watch that appears on my Blackberry every 5 minutes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going to a public loo and previous user hasn't flushed.. So disgusting and that's only the ladies "
Maybe tgey thought thats the kink of the next person and didnt want to spoil their pleasure ... Just thought it might be due to what I see and hear in here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fuckers who clog up the roads with their fucking caravans so they can park in a field and shit in a fucking bucket "
Haw Sir I'm a rare bastard breed that drives artics, coaches, caravans, rides a bike aaaaaaaaand cycles. Caravaners aren't all twats (good swinging parties apparently - not tried and probs never will to be fair!) and you'll never get stuck behind our 'General Lee' on the A9 (though good to see the limit is getting lifted to 50). If they can make it illegal for Tesco to drive at 40 on it we'll be on tae a winner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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anything that's priced at x amount of pounds n 99p. get that awkward moment when you look like your waiting for your penny change when all you want is the receipt |
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