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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

I thought I saw Joey Essex's nickname on a loaf of bread

today, but when I got closer I realised it actually said,"thick cut".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought I saw Joey Essex's nickname on a loaf of bread

today, but when I got closer I realised it actually said,"thick cut". "

I think he comes across as a really nice guy. Looking good ninja x

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Awww, he's a wee non-confrontated sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww, he's a wee non-confrontated sweetie "
the guys just a complete cock just like the rest of those arseholes in those type of programmes,and to think thats what we pay our telly licence for,rant over and breath lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Raaaaaannnnnntttttt

stop watching this sort of nonsense people !!!!!

Its all part of the plot to keep you dumbed down

If your busy watching, discussing and thinking about this guff then the sneaky machiavellian types have got you distracted enough to bend you over a give you a right royal shafting (metaphoricaly of course)

Raaaaaaaannnnnnttttttt over

normal service may resume

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

Ffs, ease up guys or a spanking may be in order. Martin, yours is a verbal one... lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ffs, ease up guys or a spanking may be in order. Martin, yours is a verbal one... lol "

can i reserve my place on the ward now please

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Ffs, ease up guys or a spanking may be in order. Martin, yours is a verbal one... lol

can i reserve my place on the ward now please "

Special jacket and cell.. erm room already waiting for you, next to Tommy. No soapboxes allowed x

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By *b430Man  over a year ago

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By *b430Man  over a year ago

Tayside


"Awww, he's a wee non-confrontated sweetie the guys just a complete cock just like the rest of those arseholes in those type of programmes,and to think thats what we pay our telly licence for,rant over and breath lol "

Seeing as it is on ITV and not the BBC it's not what you pay the licence fee for!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awww, he's a wee non-confrontated sweetie the guys just a complete cock just like the rest of those arseholes in those type of programmes,and to think thats what we pay our telly licence for,rant over and breath lol "
He's a good looking. Nice body young guy Women love him. And comes across as a nice guy. Your right a cock lol lol see I am jealous to now lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ffs, ease up guys or a spanking may be in order. Martin, yours is a verbal one... lol

can i reserve my place on the ward now please

Special jacket and cell.. erm room already waiting for you, next to Tommy. No soapboxes allowed x "

no soapbox required, be too busy leading the brothers and sisters in a rendition of the internationale

he shouts louder than me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ffs, ease up guys or a spanking may be in order. Martin, yours is a verbal one... lol "
no change from normal then

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

As usual, you made me smile ninja

As for Joey Essex - he just doesn't have the intelligence or life skills that most of us take for granted which is a shame.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As usual, you made me smile ninja

As for Joey Essex - he just doesn't have the intelligence or life skills that most of us take for granted which is a shame. "

Don't really get that one. How do you know ???

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"As usual, you made me smile ninja

As for Joey Essex - he just doesn't have the intelligence or life skills that most of us take for granted which is a shame. Don't really get that one. How do you know ???"

Because it's not an act. Yes he plays up to it but I have it on very good authority from a couple of people on the production crew of TOWIE that it really isn't an act. It's just a real shame that he didn't get the encouragement at school to work a bit harder and maybe realise a greater potential

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As usual, you made me smile ninja

As for Joey Essex - he just doesn't have the intelligence or life skills that most of us take for granted which is a shame. Don't really get that one. How do you know ???

Because it's not an act. Yes he plays up to it but I have it on very good authority from a couple of people on the production crew of TOWIE that it really isn't an act. It's just a real shame that he didn't get the encouragement at school to work a bit harder and maybe realise a greater potential "

like get myself on tv lol

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd hate to be on tv lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He is anything but thick.

It's playing up to an audience and working well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd hate to be on tv lol "
Same here. Every Tom Dick and sally slagging you. Who need it lmao lol lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I thought I saw Joey Essex's nickname on a loaf of bread

today, but when I got closer I realised it actually said,"thick cut". I think he comes across as a really nice guy. Looking good ninja x "

he strikes me s

as a really nice fella although not the brightest of folks not that any of the other cast of towie are any better,not that i watch it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum ban

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum ban"

MTFU and say it.... dare you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum ban

MTFU and say it.... dare you "

if i get a ban its on your head lol,bit i think his mother should have swallowed that night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought all those dudes on townie where twats, but he seems a nice guy, got a bit of balls on him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought all those dudes on townie where twats, but he seems a nice guy, got a bit of balls on him"
aye their at the base of his neck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum ban"
How can you hate some one you don't know. Dislike on TV. But you can't hate him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum banHow can you hate some one you don't know. Dislike on TV. But you can't hate him "
just with his whole cocky im a twat and i know it attitude,pribably never done a days work in his puff

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum ban

MTFU and say it.... dare you if i get a ban its on your head lol,bit i think his mother should have swallowed that night"

well i did ask her to swallow but she spat it back on my cock prior to shoving it back up her vagazzled vag,she was a right horny essex slag that night lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum ban

MTFU and say it.... dare you if i get a ban its on your head lol,bit i think his mother should have swallowed that nightwell i did ask her to swallow but she spat it back on my cock prior to shoving it back up her vagazzled vag,she was a right horny essex slag that night lol"

the SLAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum banHow can you hate some one you don't know. Dislike on TV. But you can't hate him just with his whole cocky im a twat and i know it attitude,pribably never done a days work in his puff"
It comes down to you being jealous bud. And plzzz take this the right way. Most thing are about being jealous

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"He is anything but thick.

It's playing up to an audience and working well.

"

who really knows,perhaps that niave quality about them is what makes the show so appealing never the less he is in a more prosperous position in his life than the majority of folk watching him so i reckon he's not to fussed about what we think about him

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"As usual, you made me smile ninja

As for Joey Essex - he just doesn't have the intelligence or life skills that most of us take for granted which is a shame. "

he doesnt need intelligence and life skills to get by as he's already more fortunate than perhaps all of us put together which is another of life's lil ironies the rest of us have to make do with our intelligence and life skills to make ends meet and to get by

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hate the prick,and thats all im saying as what i want to say would probably get me a forum banHow can you hate some one you don't know. Dislike on TV. But you can't hate him just with his whole cocky im a twat and i know it attitude,pribably never done a days work in his puffIt comes down to you being jealous bud. And plzzz take this the right way. Most thing are about being jealous "
trust me mate it has nothing to do with me being jealous of his life,if i had the choice id have my life all over again rather than live in the fantasy world some of these people live in.but everyone has an opinion and if thats youra who am i to stand in the way of you voicing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As usual, you made me smile ninja

As for Joey Essex - he just doesn't have the intelligence or life skills that most of us take for granted which is a shame. he doesnt need intelligence and life skills to get by as he's already more fortunate than perhaps all of us put together which is another of life's lil ironies the rest of us have to make do with our intelligence and life skills to make ends meet and to get by"

love this post. If i was a woman I would have your baby after that post lol lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'd hate to be on tv lol "
been there,done that and now know enough to know that i prefer an existence on the dark fringes of the limelight as im not a great fan of the sinister seductive and self destructive appeal of the fame game besides ive got a face for radio and a voice sign language tv

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

if you were a woman id be using a condom as im not quite ready to hear the pitter patter of lil ninja boots
"As usual, you made me smile ninja

As for Joey Essex - he just doesn't have the intelligence or life skills that most of us take for granted which is a shame. he doesnt need intelligence and life skills to get by as he's already more fortunate than perhaps all of us put together which is another of life's lil ironies the rest of us have to make do with our intelligence and life skills to make ends meet and to get by love this post. If i was a woman I would have your baby after that post lol lol "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd hate to be on tv lol been there,done that and now know enough to know that i prefer an existence on the dark fringes of the limelight as im not a great fan of the sinister seductive and self destructive appeal of the fame game besides ive got a face for radio and a voice sign language tv"
sure your not selling yourself short ninja?perhaps youd make a good politician

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

hear hear ma brother from another mother
"Raaaaaannnnnntttttt

stop watching this sort of nonsense people !!!!!

Its all part of the plot to keep you dumbed down

If your busy watching, discussing and thinking about this guff then the sneaky machiavellian types have got you distracted enough to bend you over a give you a right royal shafting (metaphoricaly of course)

Raaaaaaaannnnnnttttttt over

normal service may resume "

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

oh golly gosh not you aswell,ive been getting told since i was a teen that i would make a good politician/lawyer ,not really my cup of tea as id end up getting assasinated like jfk o[ done for logging onto fab at the parlimentary buildings or id be all over the papers in some mad sex orgy expose, i did have some imvolvement in politics when i was younger,something that i was rather proactive and passionate about but i favour a quiet life in my old age
"I'd hate to be on tv lol been there,done that and now know enough to know that i prefer an existence on the dark fringes of the limelight as im not a great fan of the sinister seductive and self destructive appeal of the fame game besides ive got a face for radio and a voice sign language tvsure your not selling yourself short ninja?perhaps youd make a good politician "

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"I'd hate to be on tv lol been there,done that and now know enough to know that i prefer an existence on the dark fringes of the limelight as im not a great fan of the sinister seductive and self destructive appeal of the fame game besides ive got a face for radio and a voice sign language tvsure your not selling yourself short ninja?perhaps youd make a good politician "
p.s there is nothing short about me seeing as im 6ft 3" and the rest lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"oh golly gosh not you aswell,ive been getting told since i was a teen that i would make a good politician/lawyer ,not really my cup of tea as id end up getting assasinated like jfk o[ done for logging onto fab at the parlimentary buildings or id be all over the papers in some mad sex orgy expose, i did have some imvolvement in politics when i was younger,something that i was rather proactive and passionate about but i favour a quiet life in my old age I'd hate to be on tv lol been there,done that and now know enough to know that i prefer an existence on the dark fringes of the limelight as im not a great fan of the sinister seductive and self destructive appeal of the fame game besides ive got a face for radio and a voice sign language tvsure your not selling yourself short ninja?perhaps youd make a good politician "
at keast you could write a book and make loads of money then we could all sit here and slag you off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He is anything but thick.

It's playing up to an audience and working well.

who really knows,perhaps that niave quality about them is what makes the show so appealing never the less he is in a more prosperous position in his life than the majority of folk watching him so i reckon he's not to fussed about what we think about him "

The "I can't tell the time" was classic.

Before you know it he's all cosy cosy with Miss Universe GB.......he knows fine well how to tell the time.

He deserves a pat on the back for that one

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

a cow pat?
"He is anything but thick.

It's playing up to an audience and working well.

who really knows,perhaps that niave quality about them is what makes the show so appealing never the less he is in a more prosperous position in his life than the majority of folk watching him so i reckon he's not to fussed about what we think about him

The "I can't tell the time" was classic.

Before you know it he's all cosy cosy with Miss Universe GB.......he knows fine well how to tell the time.

He deserves a pat on the back for that one "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a cow pat?He is anything but thick.

It's playing up to an audience and working well.

who really knows,perhaps that niave quality about them is what makes the show so appealing never the less he is in a more prosperous position in his life than the majority of folk watching him so i reckon he's not to fussed about what we think about him

The "I can't tell the time" was classic.

Before you know it he's all cosy cosy with Miss Universe GB.......he knows fine well how to tell the time.

He deserves a pat on the back for that one "

If I ever meet anyone as gullible as she was, I'd try it too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Joey is the man lol lol And he can drive a truck lol lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

we should write in and suggest it and they might play it out as ive seen worse plot lines lol
"a cow pat?He is anything but thick.

It's playing up to an audience and working well.

who really knows,perhaps that niave quality about them is what makes the show so appealing never the less he is in a more prosperous position in his life than the majority of folk watching him so i reckon he's not to fussed about what we think about him

The "I can't tell the time" was classic.

Before you know it he's all cosy cosy with Miss Universe GB.......he knows fine well how to tell the time.

He deserves a pat on the back for that one

If I ever meet anyone as gullible as she was, I'd try it too "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He's a we prick-but funny as f--k to watch. He's the thickest person ever to be let loose on tv but he's comedy gold!

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

just read that he's on suicide watch by his mom,apparently he mustve read some of the comments on this post

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Joey is the man lol lol And he can drive a truck lol lol"
can he fuck as like,mind you couldnt do any worse a job than those stobart pricks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just read that he's on suicide watch by his mom,apparently he mustve read some of the comments on this post"

That's a bit harsh..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just read that he's on suicide watch by his mom,apparently he mustve read some of the comments on this post

That's a bit harsh.. "

for who?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just read that he's on suicide watch by his mom,apparently he mustve read some of the comments on this post

That's a bit harsh.. for who? "

Well his mom committed suicide.. Enough said really.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just read that he's on suicide watch by his mom,apparently he mustve read some of the comments on this post

That's a bit harsh.. for who?

Well his mom committed suicide.. Enough said really."

point taken

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because of people like him and his famous for being famous, talentless fucktards I pray for nuclear holocaust........

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By *akedninja OP   Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"Because of people like him and his famous for being famous, talentless fucktards I pray for nuclear holocaust........"
ouch thats a bit harsh lol

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