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Mid life crisis. Help needed
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dye your hair too and get your teeth whitened so they can be seen from space or glow under UV light.  "
I need the number of Duncan Bannatynes hair surgery clinic. A bottle of dyes no feckin good to me.  . The teeth thing is good though I stll have them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Join the gym and get a six pac  "
You read my mind . I'm off to the gym to get some beer as advised. I will check back in about 1.5 hours to see how the plans are going for the crisis. I couldn't do it without Y'all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring a young fillipino man to stay at yer hoose
have him dress in an emerald green suit wi sequins
and serve you cocktails before dinner "
He needs be named love you loooonnnng time. |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
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Sports car has got to be a TVR! Whit a lovely growl from the engine, start going to the gym in a matching full track suit ( shell suit if you can find one) buy a huge fuck off watch and start wearing those Harry Hill shirts..... Seems to be a good recipe for mid life crisis behavior. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sports car has got to be a TVR! Whit a lovely growl from the engine, start going to the gym in a matching full track suit ( shell suit if you can find one) buy a huge fuck off watch and start wearing those Harry Hill shirts..... Seems to be a good recipe for mid life crisis behavior. "
purple and green shell suit in a geometric pattern  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, it's becoming more apparent that I need to create a fund to finance this new life in crisis mode. Shell suits aren't cheap you know. "
theres a thought, do you have decimal currency up there yet
or do you still go doon to the beach and find brightly coloured pebbles instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok, it's becoming more apparent that I need to create a fund to finance this new life in crisis mode. Shell suits aren't cheap you know.
theres a thought, do you have decimal currency up there yet
or do you still go doon to the beach and find brightly coloured pebbles instead "
Erm, I'm not from Aberdeen, I just work here. I'm from Dunfermline. Not so many sheep down there that's why I have to come up north  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Try doing something mad-take up sailing-learn to fly-become a ballroom dancer,lol."
Sailing in that sea. I would have to be mad  Ballroom dancing with a hot partner could get interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth. "
i know shes not 18 but you mean someone like jennifer ellison? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also you need the token blonde 18 year old bimbo that's drop dead gorgeous until she opens her mouth.
Where the hell am I gonna get one of them  "
was gonna say down the docks but think you might struggle on all 3 there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've got 11 years to save apparantly 52 is the new middle age magic number  "
Mine has cum premature  Sorry about that folks, this kind of thing doesn't normally happen to me honest...**Goes off to the chemist for Viagra** |
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