A man walks into Ann Summers
The Sexy Cothes Shop to
purchase some see-through
lingerie for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities
that range from £50 to £150 in
price, the more see-through, the
higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item,
pays the £150 and takes the
lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks
her to go upstairs put it on and
model it for him..
Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an
idea. It's so see-through that it
might as well be nothing.
I won't put it on - do the
modelling naked, return it
tomorrow and get a £150 refund
and keep the money for myself'.
So she appears naked at the top
of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says 'Fuck me, it
wasn't that creased in the shop' |
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"Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol
could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy"
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1: He wasn't from Neighbours. His dad was 60's pop musician Chip Hawkes
2: Who the f... are Daphne and Celeste? |
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar? "
Funsize one LOL ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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He was in neighbours aswell wasn't he?he was an ozzy aswell![](/icons/s/wink.gif) "Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol
could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy"
Bursts into song
1: He wasn't from Neighbours. His dad was 60's pop musician Chip Hawkes
2: Who the f... are Daphne and Celeste?"
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"That's not a joke, it happened to me! who said it was a joke,I'm just sharing an excerpt from your autobiography
Hey, if you want serialisation rights, it'll cost you! cost me what? A mars bar?
Funsize one LOL " extra extra large with added nuts for the nutters![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"Cheesy who ? that fella from neighbours that sung that cheesy song about being the one and only and you can't take that from me,I am the one and only,there's no one I'd rather be not that I know all the words or anything lol
could be worse it could be daphne and celeste lyrics "ooohhh stick you, your momma too and your daddy"
Bursts into song
1: He wasn't from Neighbours. His dad was 60's pop musician Chip Hawkes
2: Who the f... are Daphne and Celeste?"
A1 the one and only was in film buddys sonng
A2 short lived duo from the 90s |
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