I was telling this blond girll in the
pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born
just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on
then...try."
After about thirty seconds of
fondling she began to lose
patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
" Fuckin Yesterday." I said... |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
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"I was telling this blond girll in the
pub about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born
just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on
then...try."
After about thirty seconds of
fondling she began to lose
patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
" Fuckin Yesterday." I said..."
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over a year ago
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Same blonde just tried it on me....
She said she could tell may age by ticking my balls and stroking my penis.....
I said " Feck off. You think I was born yesterday"
Thanks Ninja. She'd have fooled me if it was not for you..... |
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Lol  x
"Same blonde just tried it on me....
She said she could tell may age by ticking my balls and stroking my penis.....
I said " Feck off. You think I was born yesterday"
Thanks Ninja. She'd have fooled me if it was not for you....."
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"At last Ninj, one of your jokes made me laugh xx don't lie,you secretly loved them all x
No, but I do openly cringe at the majority of them...
Now, let's discuss ink "
different strokes for different folks,don't hate congratulate |
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"I just had a meet with two hot bi girls who asked for cock pics, could accommodate, and were specifically looking for single guys....  "
believd it or not that was pretty much what happened to me 2 fridays ago! Wow! What fun that was hmm |
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"I just had a meet with two hot bi girls who asked for cock pics, could accommodate, and were specifically looking for single guys.... believd it or not that was pretty much what happened to me 2 fridays ago! Wow! What fun that was hmm "
Bastard!  |
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"I only collect toenail clippings to make porridge with.  hmm I love my porridge lumpy,so long as that's all you put in it and not any special cream lol"
Noooo! You can supply your own cream. I keep mine for the laydeezzz! |
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"I only collect toenail clippings to make porridge with. hmm I love my porridge lumpy,so long as that's all you put in it and not any special cream lol
Noooo! You can supply your own cream. I keep mine for the laydeezzz! "
phew thank feck for that,ive got plenty to go around lol |
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"I only collect toenail clippings to make porridge with. hmm I love my porridge lumpy,so long as that's all you put in it and not any special cream lol
Noooo! You can supply your own cream. I keep mine for the laydeezzz! phew thank feck for that,ive got plenty to go around lol "
Note to self: Don't eat Ninja's porridge...  |
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toe clippings and porridge. 
its not only the porridge you should concern yourself with lol