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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Patience is a virtue and often it's the little things that can give the greatest pleasure
A large handsome cock definitely has it's pluses but there is no substitute for someone who caresses like a soft warm summer wind or the wet tip of a very skilled tongue. Xx J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not my tip, but dropping your phone down the toilet you've just hat a shit in isn't a good idea either. My brother in law tried it..."
fantastic the way that no matter what happens to you theres comfort to be found in someone having worse luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have little gems of advice to share ?
I discovered yesterday that its a bad idea to drop a galaxy s4 into a sink full of water. " You only ever get one chance to show a first impression. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"buggers!!!
try putting it in a bowl of uncooked rice, it apparently absorbes the moisture!
good luck! xx"
If you put in it a bowl of uncooked rice a team of Asians will come in the night cook the rice, eat it....then sort your phone... |
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