An Irish man went to confession
in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has
been one month since my last
confession. I had sex with Fanny
Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You
are forgiven. Go out and say
three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish
man entered the confessional.
'Father, it has been two months
since my last confession. I've had
sex with Fanny Green twice a
week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned,
'Who is this Fanny Green?'
'A new woman in the
neighbourhood,' the sinner
replied.
'Very well' sighed the priest, "Go
and say ten Hail Mary's."
At mass the next morning, as the
priest prepared to deliver the
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-
dead gorgeous redheaded
woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the
church fell upon her as she
slowly sashayed up the aisle and
sat down right in front of the
priest.
Her dress was green and very
short, and she wore matching,
shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy
gasped as the woman in the
green dress and matching green
shoes sat with her legs spread
slightly apart, but just enough to
realise she wasn't wearing any
underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy
and whispered, 'Is that Fanny
Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't
believe his ears but managed to
calmly reply,
'No Father, I think it's just a
reflection from her shoes...' |
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"An Irish man went to confession
in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has
been one month since my last
confession. I had sex with Fanny
Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You
are forgiven. Go out and say
three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish
man entered the confessional.
'Father, it has been two months
since my last confession. I've had
sex with Fanny Green twice a
week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned,
'Who is this Fanny Green?'
'A new woman in the
neighbourhood,' the sinner
replied.
'Very well' sighed the priest, "Go
and say ten Hail Mary's."
At mass the next morning, as the
priest prepared to deliver the
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-
dead gorgeous redheaded
woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the
church fell upon her as she
slowly sashayed up the aisle and
sat down right in front of the
priest.
Her dress was green and very
short, and she wore matching,
shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy
gasped as the woman in the
green dress and matching green
shoes sat with her legs spread
slightly apart, but just enough to
realise she wasn't wearing any
underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy
and whispered, 'Is that Fanny
Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't
believe his ears but managed to
calmly reply,
'No Father, I think it's just a
reflection from her shoes...'"
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"An Irish man went to confession
in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has
been one month since my last
confession. I had sex with Fanny
Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You
are forgiven. Go out and say
three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish
man entered the confessional.
'Father, it has been two months
since my last confession. I've had
sex with Fanny Green twice a
week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned,
'Who is this Fanny Green?'
'A new woman in the
neighbourhood,' the sinner
replied.
'Very well' sighed the priest, "Go
and say ten Hail Mary's."
At mass the next morning, as the
priest prepared to deliver the
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-
dead gorgeous redheaded
woman entered the sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the
church fell upon her as she
slowly sashayed up the aisle and
sat down right in front of the
priest.
Her dress was green and very
short, and she wore matching,
shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy
gasped as the woman in the
green dress and matching green
shoes sat with her legs spread
slightly apart, but just enough to
realise she wasn't wearing any
underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy
and whispered, 'Is that Fanny
Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't
believe his ears but managed to
calmly reply,
'No Father, I think it's just a
reflection from her shoes...'"
As they say the old ones are the best |
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