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By *eanneTV OP TV/TS
over a year ago
glasgow |
Following on from Hedocpl's topic of 50 ways to know you are Scottish I though Id post this one up.
THE STORY OF SCOTLAND
IN THE BEGINNING WHEN GOD WAS CREATING THE WORLD, HE WAS SITTING ON A CLOUD TELLING HIS PAL THE ARCH ANGEL GABRIEL WHAT HE PLANNED FOR SCOTLAND.
“GABBY”, SAYS HE, “I’M GOING TO GIVE THIS PLACE HIGH MAJESTIC MOUNTAINS, PURPLE GLENS, SOARING EAGLES, STREAMS LADEN WITH SALMON, GOLDEN FIELDS OF BARLEY FROM WHICH A WHISKY COLOURED NECTAR CAN BE MADE, LUSH SPECTACULAR GOLF COURSES, COAL IN THE GROUND, OIL UNDER THE SEA, .... GAS”. “HANG ON, HANG ON”, INJECTED THE BOLD GABRIEL, “ARE YOU NOT BEING TOO GENEROUS TO THESE SCOTS?”.
BACK CAME THE ALMIGHTY REPLY, “NOT REALLY, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS I’M GIVING THEM!!!”.
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