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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bit of fun,see what famous people could have said if they had used the word fuck in a sentence.

For example:

1.the captain of the titanic-it'll never fuckin sink.

2.nikki lauda-what fuckin fuel leak.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Neil armstrong - .... one giant fekkin leap.....

jfk - dallas is fekkin lovely at this time of year

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS over a year ago

Dundee

Darth: I am your father...

Luke: No fuckin' way!!

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By *our kinda guyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Prince Charles to the Queen .. I want Camilla to be the next Queen

The Queen to Charles.. Over my dead fuckin body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Joan of arc - can any of you fekkers smell burning

jesus - wish i'd stuck to fekkin carpentry

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By *our kinda guyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Spike Milligan: Money can't buy you friends, but fuck you do get a better class of enemy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Robert maxwell:who waxed this fucking deck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Andrew mitchell - fekkin plebs !!!

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By *our kinda guyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Einstein Churchill: Never Never Never give up, oh fuck that I surrender

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By *our kinda guyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Einstein Churchill: Never Never Never give up, oh fuck that I surrender

Sorry meant to say Winsten , past my bed time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Richard III - a horse a horse, will somebody get me a fekkin horse

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

FMUMA - Martin, that's the wrong hole ya wee fuck(er)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiny tim- i'll shove this crutch up yer fekkin arse mr scrooge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scott of the Antartic.....Its fuckin cauld the day like.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hilary Clinton.........A fuckin cigar...aye right!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michael caine - my name is maurice fekkin micklewhite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Billy elliot - ya fekkin dancer

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By *ane DTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Greta Garbo:- Fuck off and leave me alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me to myself - get your arse you decking fat cow.

trying direct approach.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me to myself - get your arse you decking fat cow.

trying direct approach.

Fecking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Humphrey Bogart Of all the bars in all the world, you had to fookin walk into mine

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By *icboyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Mae West - Is that a gun in you pocket...or a big fuck off cock...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"FMUMA - Martin, that's the wrong hole ya wee fuck(er)

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wasnt what you told me last week

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"FMUMA - Martin, that's the wrong hole ya wee fuck(er)

wasnt what you told me last week

In your fuckin dreams, wee man

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By *ixmaMan over a year ago

Chester

The Beatles to the Bus Conductor: Are you deaf? I've got a fuckin ticket to ride!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"FMUMA - Martin, that's the wrong hole ya wee fuck(er)

wasnt what you told me last week

In your fuckin dreams, wee man

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of course legs pmsl

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