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posh people shoplifting (one for bino)
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hard up posh folk are turning to shoplifting to maintain their lifestyle as times get hard and living standards slip on every level, who's feeling the pinch? and who's been tempted to take a five finger discoubt at their local marks and spensers? has anyone any stories of posh pals pinching or have we witnessed anyone shoving steaks up their jumpers or down their pants? lol |
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over a year ago
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I had a regular customer, retired professor who took to shopifting but it was more a of a cry for help as he was struggling with his mental health. Mostly down to having lost his wife after nursing her through a serious illness.
sad story. |
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over a year ago
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Also a man from west end of glasgow who was property rich, but cash poor and barely able to put food on the table. He was caught a number of times and often seen raiding skips and bins. |
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"I had a regular customer, retired professor who took to shopifting but it was more a of a cry for help as he was struggling with his mental health. Mostly down to having lost his wife after nursing her through a serious illness.
sad story."
poor thing  i hope neither of us end up that way lol |
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"Also a man from west end of glasgow who was property rich, but cash poor and barely able to put food on the table. He was caught a number of times and often seen raiding skips and bins."
now that i can relate to as im apparently better off on paper than i am in reality so im accustomed to living on the breadline lol |
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"Yea its more common than people realise
but as my man forrest says " life is like a box of chocolates"  "
aye but has your man forrest whittaker ever nicked a box of chocolates from his local lidls and gotten away with it? |
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"Yea its more common than people realise
but as my man forrest says " life is like a box of chocolates" aye but has your man forrest whittaker ever nicked a box of chocolates from his local lidls and gotten away with it?"
anthony worrel thompson and lynsey lohan have cornered the market in celebrity shoplifting |
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"Yea its more common than people realise
but as my man forrest says " life is like a box of chocolates" aye but has your man forrest whittaker ever nicked a box of chocolates from his local lidls and gotten away with it?
anthony worrel thompson and lynsey lohan have cornered the market in celebrity shoplifting "
they learned there trade from Richard Madley.
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"Yea its more common than people realise
but as my man forrest says " life is like a box of chocolates" aye but has your man forrest whittaker ever nicked a box of chocolates from his local lidls and gotten away with it?
anthony worrel thompson and lynsey lohan have cornered the market in celebrity shoplifting "
lets not forget winona ryder and im sure there are numerous others lol |
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Just remembered a woman i caught stealing, middle class and middle aged. she came into the shop every day, browsing through hairdyes, but never bought any. Turned out she was taking one item out of box each day and putting box back on the shelf. |
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crafty buggers eh,im thinking of doing some reverse shoplifting and taking things i dont want into the shop and leaving it,for example the one can of "magic" mushy green peas ive had for about 14 years,i wonder if anyone would then try to steal it lol theyd need to be seriously hard up to do that and theyd be in for the surprise of their life
"Just remembered a woman i caught stealing, middle class and middle aged. she came into the shop every day, browsing through hairdyes, but never bought any. Turned out she was taking one item out of box each day and putting box back on the shelf. "
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"We once caught a lady shoplifting a bottle of vodka.
But when we realised HOW she had done it and the fact it was still there - we let her go with her spoils and a lifetime ban from the store  "
oh do elaborate on that one why dontcha the suspense is killing me |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"We once caught a lady shoplifting a bottle of vodka.
But when we realised HOW she had done it and the fact it was still there - we let her go with her spoils and a lifetime ban from the store oh do elaborate on that one why dontcha the suspense is killing me"
I think you know EXACTLY where it was - she was wearing a skirt!!!! We saw her crouch down on camera and stand back up again and it was gone!! Not one of us was willing to ask for it back and she was stood there for a good 10 mins before we let her go - never sat down when we offered her a chair though lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"did he hide it in her secret pouch? was she braw?i would have given it a good go at retrieving itWe once caught a lady shoplifting a bottle of vodka.
But when we realised HOW she had done it and the fact it was still there - we let her go with her spoils and a lifetime ban from the store oh do elaborate on that one why dontcha the suspense is killing me
I think you know EXACTLY where it was - she was wearing a skirt!!!! We saw her crouch down on camera and stand back up again and it was gone!! Not one of us was willing to ask for it back and she was stood there for a good 10 mins before we let her go - never sat down when we offered her a chair though lol "
Not from this woman you wouldn't!  |
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"the fire brigade chief here (sunderland) stole a door stop from b&q. greedy git! AND he got off with a caution!!! anyone else and theyd be doing time. "
id sooner let it slide with someone who like a fire person or nurse who have contributed tirelessly to society rather than someone who has made no contribution at all |
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Ingenious shoplifter.
Early december a few years ago in hmv on argyle street seen a guy dressed all in black with an id badge round his neck pick up a pile of dvds, hands at waist height chin resting on top, he walked straight out the door.
Saw him later at the barras selling the dvds, spoke to him as browsed through the dvds and he said they think hes a xmas temp and dont challenge him. |
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"Ingenious shoplifter.
Early december a few years ago in hmv on argyle street seen a guy dressed all in black with an id badge round his neck pick up a pile of dvds, hands at waist height chin resting on top, he walked straight out the door.
Saw him later at the barras selling the dvds, spoke to him as browsed through the dvds and he said they think hes a xmas temp and dont challenge him."
thats smart,appear official and no one will question you as we're brainwashed to accept and not question authority |
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"We still steal little things... like?spill da beans"
Like those small make up things that cost 10/20 quid. ..ooft....straight in the pocket or amongst shopping items....  |
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"We still steal little things... like?spill da beans
Like those small make up things that cost 10/20 quid. ..ooft....straight in the pocket or amongst shopping items.... "
is this buttplugs or fancy exotic lube with flakes of gold in it from the Ann summers shop? Aren't you worried that you will get caught? If not then can I give you a xmas shopping list?;-) xxx |
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"We still steal little things... like?spill da beans
Like those small make up things that cost 10/20 quid. ..ooft....straight in the pocket or amongst shopping items.... is this buttplugs or fancy exotic lube with flakes of gold in it from the Ann summers shop? Aren't you worried that you will get caught? If not then can I give you a xmas shopping list?;-) xxx"
Plead ignorance and apologise. ...doddle |
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Does that generally work ? If so then can iin
Inbox ya ma list lol
"We still steal little things... like?spill da beans
Like those small make up things that cost 10/20 quid. ..ooft....straight in the pocket or amongst shopping items.... is this buttplugs or fancy exotic lube with flakes of gold in it from the Ann summers shop? Aren't you worried that you will get caught? If not then can I give you a xmas shopping list?;-) xxx
Plead ignorance and apologise. ...doddle"
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