Well, I'm just back from being wrenched, poked (and I don't mean in a good way), and it's a kind of swings and roundabouts affair. I won't be getting a hip replacement, because I'm hip enough as it is, and it's not a boney bit that's causing the pain.
I was given a steroid injection in the affected area, so my left arse cheek is bigger than Schwarznegger, and I have the urge to charge a toll on the stairs...
Anyway. If this doesn't work, I will be left in limb-o (sorry), as they won't do repeat injections, as it causes muscle/tissue damage.
The upshot of all this is, ladies, you will have to be gentle with me. Especially you, Boabies. 
So, as I said, swings and roundabouts, as although I won't get a hip-op, it means the other sawbones' will be wanting to slice my foot open again.... |
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"Sorry were you expecting sympathy from me? Really?  
Not from YOU, but maybe from some humans!   "
Aw shit, my bad, I'll go back to my hut in the Amazon. Get better soon tho  |
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"Sorry were you expecting sympathy from me? Really?
Not from YOU, but maybe from some humans!
Aw shit, my bad, I'll go back to my hut in the Amazon. Get better soon tho "
Thank you, my big sweetiepie! |
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"Aww I'll bring you cake.
Can you not air mail it?
Wouldn't you rather have Charlie deliver it in person? No? Then you can bring it to me Charlie "
Well, by the time se books time off, flights, etc, it would be here by air mail! |
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"Aww I'll bring you cake.
Can you not air mail it?
Wouldn't you rather have Charlie deliver it in person? No? Then you can bring it to me Charlie
Well, by the time se books time off, flights, etc, it would be here by air mail! "
Tell you what, if she sends you a cake, she can hand deliver mine - I think a lemon drizzle cake would be worth waiting for  |
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"Well, I'm just back from being wrenched, poked (and I don't mean in a good way), and it's a kind of swings and roundabouts affair. I won't be getting a hip replacement, because I'm hip enough as it is, and it's not a boney bit that's causing the pain.
I was given a steroid injection in the affected area, so my left arse cheek is bigger than Schwarznegger, and I have the urge to charge a toll on the stairs...
Anyway. If this doesn't work, I will be left in limb-o (sorry), as they won't do repeat injections, as it causes muscle/tissue damage.
The upshot of all this is, ladies, you will have to be gentle with me. Especially you, Boabies.
So, as I said, swings and roundabouts, as although I won't get a hip-op, it means the other sawbones' will be wanting to slice my foot open again.... "
Your back auld yin glad to know you didn't need a plastic one |
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"Well, I'm just back from being wrenched, poked (and I don't mean in a good way), and it's a kind of swings and roundabouts affair. I won't be getting a hip replacement, because I'm hip enough as it is, and it's not a boney bit that's causing the pain.
I was given a steroid injection in the affected area, so my left arse cheek is bigger than Schwarznegger, and I have the urge to charge a toll on the stairs...
Anyway. If this doesn't work, I will be left in limb-o (sorry), as they won't do repeat injections, as it causes muscle/tissue damage.
The upshot of all this is, ladies, you will have to be gentle with me. Especially you, Boabies.
So, as I said, swings and roundabouts, as although I won't get a hip-op, it means the other sawbones' will be wanting to slice my foot open again....
Your back auld yin glad to know you didn't need a plastic one "
You could specify that you mean a plastic HIP! |
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"Well, I'm just back from being wrenched, poked (and I don't mean in a good way), and it's a kind of swings and roundabouts affair. I won't be getting a hip replacement, because I'm hip enough as it is, and it's not a boney bit that's causing the pain.
I was given a steroid injection in the affected area, so my left arse cheek is bigger than Schwarznegger, and I have the urge to charge a toll on the stairs...
Anyway. If this doesn't work, I will be left in limb-o (sorry), as they won't do repeat injections, as it causes muscle/tissue damage.
The upshot of all this is, ladies, you will have to be gentle with me. Especially you, Boabies.
So, as I said, swings and roundabouts, as although I won't get a hip-op, it means the other sawbones' will be wanting to slice my foot open again....
Your back auld yin glad to know you didn't need a plastic one
You could specify that you mean a plastic HIP! "
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