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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

well its friday and i need a large stiff one ...

What you lot having ????

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By *ifes journeyCouple over a year ago

scotland

Off out for food...might have a wee baileys .....rock n roll

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"well its friday and i need a large stiff one ...

What you lot having ????

"
aye aye me hertys since its pirate day il have a large rum and cock ...oppps sorry I mean a larger run n lol

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Has to be a barrel of rum!!

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

15 men round a big blonde's chest - yo ho ho.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahoy I hear theres a party with some hot sexy ladies .. can anyone join in the party I've dressed for occasion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im here with my vodka..... No dresssn as pirate tho....

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"Im here with my vodka..... No dresssn as pirate tho....

I'll cum in yer eye then kick yer shin then ye can hop around goin "argh argh argh"

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Im here with my vodka..... No dresssn as pirate tho....

I'll cum in yer eye then kick yer shin then ye can hop around goin "argh argh argh"

You're only allowed to do that if you are already a pirate yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well its friday and i need a large stiff one ...

What you lot having ????

"
I never thought id want to bed a girl with a moustache - do now !!

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"Im here with my vodka..... No dresssn as pirate tho....

I'll cum in yer eye then kick yer shin then ye can hop around goin "argh argh argh"

You're only allowed to do that if you are already a pirate yourself!

Drive a taxi does that count lol

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

Nah - that's DAYLIGHT robbery...

Completely different..

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Arrrrrrrrrrr shiver me timbers - then warm me up

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"Nah - that's DAYLIGHT robbery...

Completely different..

No when yer nite shift it isnae lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

whos in charge of the music ???? cmon dj turn it up ...wheres me crotch ...ahhh damn i mean me crutch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a pint o' grog Shelley me darlin'.....actually, ive no idea whit that is so i'll go carribean and have a malibu and pineapple.......taaaaaaaarrrrrgh....

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Where's my barrel of rum??? And my busty serving wench????

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh no - it's Blackbeard's brother - whitebeard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh no - it's Blackbeard's brother - whitebeard!

Jeez....any opportunity to get the old chap out!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Refills .... ???? Tinking i'll have some fine wine , its been a while ??? someone fancy tasting it for me ???

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

"Where's my barrel of rum??? And my busty serving wench????

Busty wench needing serving here!

What?

Wasn't that what you said oh furry one?

Ha - I'd like to see YOU on the rum....

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Where's my barrel of rum??? And my busty serving wench????

Busty wench needing serving here!

What?

Wasn't that what you said oh furry one?

Ha - I'd like to see YOU on the rum....

I do quite well actually

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Where's my barrel of rum??? And my busty serving wench????

"
You called my darling ..you can shiver my timbers anytime

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Refills .... ???? Tinking i'll have some fine wine , its been a while ??? someone fancy tasting it for me ???

Why? Afraid someone is trying to poison you?

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'll have a pint o' grog Shelley me darlin'.....actually, ive no idea whit that is so ......."

Diluted rum with added lemon or lime to ward off scurvy and whatever local spices were available.

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

Sounds .... healthy ....

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

This where the wenches be found ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"This where the wenches be found ?

"
yeah buxom wenches walking about with their BIG JUGS ....of beers for all you randy pirates lol

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"This where the wenches be found ?

yeah buxom wenches walking about with their BIG JUGS ....of beers for all you randy pirates lol"

Fuck im having some of that and more

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"This where the wenches be found ?

yeah buxom wenches walking about with their BIG JUGS ....of beers for all you randy pirates lol

Fuck im having some of that and more

"
hahaha thought u might

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Refills .... ???? Tinking i'll have some fine wine , its been a while ??? someone fancy tasting it for me ???

Why? Afraid someone is trying to poison you?

Nooooor as if !! Im merely trying to be posh as the posh folk get the wine sampled first dont they ??

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman over a year ago

Falkirk

Do they?

I still find it weird when they pour you a little drop of wine to taste ...

I've never yet said - urgh - no thanks, that's vile, can I have a glass of water please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not long got back from a fireworks do and was drinking Bailey's hot chocolate mmmmmm.

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By *homCrownMan over a year ago

West Fife

Remember to seek Parlez with the cap'n if in a tricky situation....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im here with my vodka..... No dresssn as pirate tho....

I'll cum in yer eye then kick yer shin then ye can hop around goin "argh argh argh"

You're only allowed to do that if you are already a pirate yourself!

Drive a taxi does that count lol

More like dick turpin

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Right enough alcohol consumed now ...its time to make the d*unks walk the plank lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Permission to board

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Permission to board

There's actually flags for 'permission to lay alongside?'

Maybe a swingers sign?

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

Can I have a cup of tea please... ya bunch of d*unkards!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Permission to board

Will sling you a ladder me son

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cup of tea please... ya bunch of d*unkards!!! "

You want a wee nip in it _muma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Permission to board

Will sling you a ladder me son

arrrr shipmate, time for some grog and a jolly rogering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would murder a beer shell or even a magners

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Would murder a beer shell or even a magners"
buxom wnch pinky jacs at your service with my BIG JUGS ....of beers just for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would murder a beer shell or even a magnersbuxom wnch pinky jacs at your service with my BIG JUGS ....of beers just for you

il have a jug of both Jacs im greedy lol

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Can I have a cup of tea please... ya bunch of d*unkards!!!

You want a wee nip in it _muma

No ta Shell, just plenty milk... fnar fnar

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a cup of tea please... ya bunch of d*unkards!!!

You want a wee nip in it _muma

No ta Shell, just plenty milk... fnar fnar

someone click the kettle !!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Permission to board

There's actually flags for 'permission to lay alongside?'

Maybe a swingers sign?"

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/qr1_request_permission_to_lay_alongside_tshirt-235693107501868841

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

Can i help hoist the Jolly Roger up the pole

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Can i help hoist the Jolly Roger up the pole

Who's pole have you got in mind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The one in the middle of the floor for the sexy ladies to dance around

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

depends how firm the pole will be .Health and Safety and all that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working and stopping d*unks from harming themselves lol

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