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the rise of the teenage mutant ninja rats!
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I read that there is a new strain of rat that's resistant to current rat poisons on the market which is killing off the weaker rats and leaving a void for them to fill, it reminds me of 3 horror books I read as a kid by James Herbert about rats killing and eating people which leads me to conclude that possibly the solution might be to eat the rats before they eat us! |
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Hmm I can just see it now,deep fried rat bars at the chippies or marks and sparks doing a sexy food advert with a rat stew that would actually get your taste buds going,jamie oliver and gordon ramsey on the telly doing some easy to make tasty rat receipes ,ratatoouie (or however you spell it) perhaps |
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"A pest control guy told about this, like your solution
maybe chippies should change king rib to king rat  "
I'm glad you agree, the thing is that there are many places in the world today where they eat rats as a delicacy and other stranger things and we must bear in mind that it wasn't too long ago when it was common place for people to eat rats here in the uk during the victorian era when people were so hungry and poor that they would eat anything and in some instances they even ate each other lol also consider the fact that rats/pigeons and seagulls are pests so if we ate them then there would be less hassle from an excessive number of them running wild abduct causing havoc and think of the positive implications on the environment as a reduction in deforestation in the amazon rain forest to raise cattle would positively benefit the ozone |
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"I read these books as a kid...they were really good...Then had pet rats...lovely animals...   "
they blew my mind as a kid,the fact is that there are many references in history where rats have ate people and were even used by us humans as a form of torture etc |
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"To be honest...the chinese have the right idea...if it walks, crawls, slithes or swims...eat the fucker...  "
not just the chinese aswell,the bible even states that the good lord created all creatures big and small for man to do with as he wishes,which I suppose is how some devout christians justify doing all sorts with our four legged friends |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"Ok then looks like dinner tonight's gonna be just a bottle of wine 
We really need a boaking smilie 
Also the grammar queen in me is screaming "It's "eaten" not "ate" - sorry!!!!  ???"
Its just the way they speak in these parts.I cant understand a fuckin word anyone is sayin |
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lol
"Ok then looks like dinner tonight's gonna be just a bottle of wine
We really need a boaking smilie
Also the grammar queen in me is screaming "It's "eaten" not "ate" - sorry!!!! ???
Its just the way they speak in these parts.I cant understand a fuckin word anyone is sayin"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the bible even states that the good lord created all creatures big and small for man to do with as he wishes
So why they so against buggering!!!! "
Lol
Get your rat out!! |
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"the bible even states that the good lord created all creatures big and small for man to do with as he wishes
So why they so against buggering!!!! "
are they? I thought they were all for it judging from reports in the papers |
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"the bible even states that the good lord created all creatures big and small for man to do with as he wishes
So why they so against buggering!!!! "
are they? You mustve missed the chapter on choirboys |
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