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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Following a discussion via pm with a certain hirstute gentleman,im happy to announce that im taking applications from the ladies wishing to join my hareem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!  "
pmsl it is because anyone who doesnt know what it means will be curious to find out,thats my secret weapon my friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now! pmsl it is because anyone who doesnt know what it means will be curious to find out,thats my secret weapon my friend "
i dunno bout the hareem but curious lol even tho the secrect weapon sounds a bit on the dangerous side  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends wat i have to do to join ,,, lmao just ask nicely,i'll even give membership numbers pmsl sounds all too easy got to be a catch lol "
no catch lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't do it!
He'll sell you for a camel  not wanting in then bumbleb? 
whats it worth?  i'll keep perving at your pics "
Ooooooooooohhhh decisions decisions!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't do it!
He'll sell you for a camel not wanting in then bumbleb?
whats it worth? i'll keep perving at your pics
Ooooooooooohhhh decisions decisions! "
can i make the decision for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't do it!
He'll sell you for a camel not wanting in then bumbleb?
whats it worth? i'll keep perving at your pics
Ooooooooooohhhh decisions decisions! can i make the decision for you "
convince me first! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't do it!
He'll sell you for a camel not wanting in then bumbleb?
whats it worth? i'll keep perving at your pics
Ooooooooooohhhh decisions decisions! can i make the decision for you
convince me first! "
hang on im applying to join my own f#$&@,g hareem here pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can i have details of the pay and conditions please. And the pension benefits....im getting on now .....
Might be interested though.....
Can you do fancy emoticons like furry??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i have details of the pay and conditions please. And the pension benefits....im getting on now .....
Might be interested though.....
Can you do fancy emoticons like furry??? "
no pay conditions are i must get one pic fabbed my each member and your in |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Can i have details of the pay and conditions please. And the pension benefits....im getting on now .....
Might be interested though.....
Can you do fancy emoticons like furry??? no pay conditions are i must get one pic fabbed my each member and your in "
% no he can't jinty  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can i have details of the pay and conditions please. And the pension benefits....im getting on now .....
Might be interested though.....
Can you do fancy emoticons like furry??? no pay conditions are i must get one pic fabbed my each member and your in
% no he can't jinty "
oi piss off my thread monkey boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" no pay conditions are i must get one pic fabbed my each member and your in "
surely there is something that will bring them all running.............. cake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" no pay conditions are i must get one pic fabbed my each member and your in
surely there is something that will bring them all running.............. cake "
me pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now "
fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well? "
i had to do a double take thought it was DDT at first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well? "
What's the royalties like? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well?
What's the royalties like? "
no royalties,harrys in afghanistan and williams just become a dad so their not here just now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still waiting to hear what the benefits are.....furry has cake and smileys...... and yourself?.......... "
as said above the benefits are that you will get fun,frolics and the knowledge that you are helping me get one up on him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well?
What's the royalties like? "
I think smooth we should all have very expensive matching lingerie courtesy of mr dlt....shopping????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well?
What's the royalties like?
I think smooth we should all have very expensive matching lingerie courtesy of mr dlt....shopping????? "
Oh for sure..and change in ces of little mishaps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well?
What's the royalties like?
I think smooth we should all have very expensive matching lingerie courtesy of mr dlt....shopping?????
Oh for sure..and change in ces of little mishaps "
OOps...think I just had one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well?
What's the royalties like?
I think smooth we should all have very expensive matching lingerie courtesy of mr dlt....shopping?????
Oh for sure..and change in ces of little mishaps
OOps...think I just had one "
Me too....lol....dont think he realises how costly this could get!!!..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well?
What's the royalties like?
I think smooth we should all have very expensive matching lingerie courtesy of mr dlt....shopping?????
Oh for sure..and change in ces of little mishaps
OOps...think I just had one
Me too....lol....dont think he realises how costly this could get!!!..... "
lmao once he sees us it wont matter. He'll think buy one get one free  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well?
What's the royalties like?
I think smooth we should all have very expensive matching lingerie courtesy of mr dlt....shopping?????
Oh for sure..and change in ces of little mishaps
OOps...think I just had one
Me too....lol....dont think he realises how costly this could get!!!.....
lmao once he sees us it wont matter. He'll think buy one get one free "
hehe bring it on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now!
I'm hoping that's a typo I could really go a BLT right now fraid its no typo lol,you wanna join as well?
What's the royalties like?
I think smooth we should all have very expensive matching lingerie courtesy of mr dlt....shopping?????
Oh for sure..and change in ces of little mishaps
OOps...think I just had one
Me too....lol....dont think he realises how costly this could get!!!.....
lmao once he sees us it wont matter. He'll think buy one get one free "
 ....a bogof!!! Bet hes been told THAT before..... |
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After she feeds you then gets you ready for bed
I'm younger than you!! 
Male me yes Femme me is only 34
A mere technicallity !"
Leave the technical things to my other male half PMSL |
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"Following a discussion via pm with a certain hirstute gentleman,im happy to announce that im taking applications from the ladies wishing to join my hareem "
Sorry Martin can't do two hareems got to stay faithful to hubby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly using the initials DLT as a lure isn't such a wise idea just now! pmsl it is because anyone who doesnt know what it means will be curious to find out,thats my secret weapon my friend i dunno bout the hareem but curious lol even tho the secrect weapon sounds a bit on the dangerous side hehe and nothing dangerous about it,thats to lure them in and you only get to find out if you agree to join pmsl
Dinky little todger ? LOL "
Superb |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whats the score here???? Im losing track.... is this likely to entail a heavy workload due to low numbers???? "
could well be quite a hefty amount of work involved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats the score here???? Im losing track.... is this likely to entail a heavy workload due to low numbers???? could well be quite a hefty amount of work involved "
Awe ffs!!! C'MON GIRLS......many hands make light work! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Whats the score here???? Im losing track.... is this likely to entail a heavy workload due to low numbers???? could well be quite a hefty amount of work involved
Awe ffs!!! C'MON GIRLS......many hands make light work! "
Even mrs DLT can't be lured jinty. Come back to the Santa hat dark side with the ape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whats the score here???? Im losing track.... is this likely to entail a heavy workload due to low numbers???? could well be quite a hefty amount of work involved
Awe ffs!!! C'MON GIRLS......many hands make light work!
Even mrs DLT can't be lured jinty. Come back to the Santa hat dark side with the ape "
Ooooooh ...is that a FIRM offer oh gorgeous furry one?????? |
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