The police asked me to identify what they thought was my girlfriends body. They pulled the sheet back to show her face. "I can't be certain." I told them. The sheet went back a bit further to reveal her breasts and hard nipples"Sorry, but I'm still not sure." Then they took the sheet completely off and I had a good look at the body and shaved minge, "That's definitely not her, Officer" "Are you sure?" "Yep. My girlfriend's not black.";-) |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
In a crisp poke on the A814 |
Got a phone call from police earlier....
Unidentified body found, overweight with a terrible fungi smell coming from it! Fanny like a sponge bucket and so ugly they first though it had been badly beaten with a wet trout!!
Took me an hour to convince them I was till alive!!!  |
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