girl in the pub

By *akedninja OP Man over a year ago

edinburgh

A little girl runs into her house excitedly, "Mummy, mummy, I'm getting a sister,"

"who has told you that sweetheart? Mummy isn't having a baby."

"No mummy, it's daddy, I heard him say to his friend that when he goes out tonight he is going to have a cute little blonde girl in the pub."

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excellent ninja another good one have you got s joke book by your side

By *akedninja OP Man over a year ago

edinburgh

"Excellent ninja another good one have you got s joke book by your side

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haha nah I wish lol