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By *homCrown OP Man
over a year ago
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With a cat and an ostrich.
The barman, having seen everything shrugs and asks him what hes having.
Guy orders a round of drinks and all three chat at the bar. The ostrich buys the next round.
Time passes and the guy and ostrich look at the cat who says, "What are you looking at?"
Guy says "Its your round"
"Stuff that", says the cat, "I'm not buying any drinks, forget it!"
The barmanhaving overheard this says to the guy, "Thats out of order, does he always do that? How did you get in two with these two anyway?"
Guy says "Well, I was walking along the beach and found this old oil lamp, I took it home and was cleaning it up when, POOF! a Genie appeared and granted me one wish.
I thought long and hard then said, can I have a bird with long legs and a tight pussy.....?"
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over a year ago
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"With a cat and an ostrich.
The barman, having seen everything shrugs and asks him what hes having.
Guy orders a round of drinks and all three chat at the bar. The ostrich buys the next round.
Time passes and the guy and ostrich look at the cat who says, "What are you looking at?"
Guy says "Its your round"
"Stuff that", says the cat, "I'm not buying any drinks, forget it!"
The barmanhaving overheard this says to the guy, "Thats out of order, does he always do that? How did you get in two with these two anyway?"
Guy says "Well, I was walking along the beach and found this old oil lamp, I took it home and was cleaning it up when, POOF! a Genie appeared and granted me one wish.
I thought long and hard then said, can I have a bird with long legs and a tight pussy.....?"
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"With a cat and an ostrich.
The barman, having seen everything shrugs and asks him what hes having.
Guy orders a round of drinks and all three chat at the bar. The ostrich buys the next round.
Time passes and the guy and ostrich look at the cat who says, "What are you looking at?"
Guy says "Its your round"
"Stuff that", says the cat, "I'm not buying any drinks, forget it!"
The barmanhaving overheard this says to the guy, "Thats out of order, does he always do that? How did you get in two with these two anyway?"
Guy says "Well, I was walking along the beach and found this old oil lamp, I took it home and was cleaning it up when, POOF! a Genie appeared and granted me one wish.
I thought long and hard then said, can I have a bird with long legs and a tight pussy.....?"
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Dont encourage him Charlie.....ive a feeling there's more.....  |
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