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Ageist, me?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would do .....but I'm charging my zimmer frame.....then its the Post Office Queue to meet all my pals..."
Can I get a shot of the zimmer? Off to the bingo later  |
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"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome. 
Come at me auld yins!  "
bit your meet still shows 18-30 just you wait for the auldyins backlash comfy slippers flying your way |
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By *ulfeMan
over a year ago
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"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! "
According to your profile you are also
Size, length, width, colour, squaddie and Celtic ist
Lol but that's your preference
I'm only 5"8 but when you're on your back my height should matter cos if I'm shorter then you it just means I can suck your nipples while fucking you at the same time with out the awkward back arch or the constant slip out cos of the angle etc etc
You young ones really need educating on the ways of sex x x |
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By *ulfeMan
over a year ago
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Just wanted to say that I was being cheeky and sarcastic in my previous post and that I was not trying to have a go in any way.
Personally I think this young lady knows what she wants and how to get it, and if only the rest of the world had such a clear cut way of thinking it could make life a lot easier x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just imagine the meet: You arrive at the house, and she leads you upstairs on her Stannah stairlift....  "
Pmsl!! Sorry I don't accommodate for you auld yins, it'd have to be at the nursing home |
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"Just imagine the meet: You arrive at the house, and she leads you upstairs on her Stannah stairlift....
Pmsl!! Sorry I don't accommodate for you auld yins, it'd have to be at the nursing home "
I'll have the nurses take the waterproof sheet off before you get here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come at me auld yins!
But your to old for me  "
Thank fook! You'll stop yer stalking noo. Here, btw, you oldies are even worse for adding pictures to messages, blind bassas |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins! "
Good on you H, some of us oldys don't look our age, and ye cannae beat a bit of experience!!!!
P xxx |
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"Come at me auld yins!
But your to old for me
Thank fook! You'll stop yer stalking noo. Here, btw, you oldies are even worse for adding pictures to messages, blind bassas "
I dunno some girls just cant take rejection lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles? 
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks? 
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I need to go lie down now...............
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"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
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I need to go lie down now...............
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On top of, or underneath Boabies? |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
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I need to go lie down now...............
On top of, or underneath Boabies? "
Which would cause more excitement? Whichever it is, I'll do the other as too much excitement might kill me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
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I need to go lie down now...............
On top of, or underneath Boabies?
Which would cause more excitement? Whichever it is, I'll do the other as too much excitement might kill me "
I think the cold weather's affecting my mind to be honest!! Me on top will kill you off quicker, think of the boobies. As long as I'm in your will.. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
.
.
.
.
I need to go lie down now...............
On top of, or underneath Boabies?
Which would cause more excitement? Whichever it is, I'll do the other as too much excitement might kill me
I think the cold weather's affecting my mind to be honest!! Me on top will kill you off quicker, think of the boobies. As long as I'm in your will.. "
I hereby bequeath my cakes to nurse boables
Good enough? |
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"What the hell?? Has hell frozen over? Has nurse boables finally lost her marbles?
Old yins getting a chance?? Surely not!
Experience over youthful good looks?
.
.
.
.
I need to go lie down now...............
On top of, or underneath Boabies?
Which would cause more excitement? Whichever it is, I'll do the other as too much excitement might kill me
I think the cold weather's affecting my mind to be honest!! Me on top will kill you off quicker, think of the boobies. As long as I'm in your will.. "
What a way to go... You know, Boabies, you could put Dignitas out of business... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"naw holding out for a bj 
STILL?? Mouths always ready for ye lol i to shout abuse at me !!!
And at me too  "
Naw naw!! Shut it you *boobie shakes* now where's ma cakes |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"naw holding out for a bj
STILL?? Mouths always ready for ye lol i to shout abuse at me !!!
And at me too
Naw naw!! Shut it you *boobie shakes* now where's ma cakes "
Not sure you deserve cakes - are you still heightist too?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins!
You obviously haven't heard today's news. It seems that for men, life starts at 54!! "
Aw ffs!! I did try..  |
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"I feel I should let everyone know that I've upped my age range, yes it's quite a shock to me too but you're welcome.
Come at me auld yins!
You obviously haven't heard today's news. It seems that for men, life starts at 54!! "
On Fab, a mans' life begins when (if) he gets a meet.... |
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