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Ding Ding... Round One.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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DLT VERSUS FURRY.....
leadership of furry harem.
Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.
No spitting. No eye gouging.
Only one aim the last man standing wins.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....
leadership of furry harem.
Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.
No spitting. No eye gouging.
Only one aim the last man standing wins.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING. "
Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....
leadership of furry harem.
Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.
No spitting. No eye gouging.
Only one aim the last man standing wins.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.
Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please "
And NAKED!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....
leadership of furry harem.
Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.
No spitting. No eye gouging.
Only one aim the last man standing wins.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.
Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please
And NAKED!!!!! " i'll stretch to speedo's or a mankini  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London.  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....
leadership of furry harem.
Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.
No spitting. No eye gouging.
Only one aim the last man standing wins.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.
Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please
And NAKED!!!!! i'll stretch to speedo's or a mankini "
I'm only stretching to gaudy Bermuda shorts! Got a reputation to uphold you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. " while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"DLT VERSUS FURRY.....
leadership of furry harem.
Ok I want a nice clean fight. No biting.
No spitting. No eye gouging.
Only one aim the last man standing wins.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE.......DING DING.
Thats shite...I want all the above in a paddling pool with custard n sprinkles please
And NAKED!!!!! i'll stretch to speedo's or a mankini
I'm only stretching to gaudy Bermuda shorts! Got a reputation to uphold you know " wimp  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl "
Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl
Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! "
Noooooooooo, not rabbits!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl
Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! " in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl
Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl "
Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the girl that walks round the ring with the number? I have experience
Fem yes you can be the ring hottie. Hope you've got your heels on. "
I do and my string bikini  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl
Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl
Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? " the barn owl pmsl  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl
Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl
Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl "
So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose??  |
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"My moneys on furry unless trucker gets his stockings and pvc number on again because he's partial to that kinda attire and his heels would jab furry in the bollox "
Fuck. I've just got over seeing that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment.
What's the points then woody? "
Nearly peed myself at Woody...'There's a snake in my boots'!!  |
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"They are trading gloves, here, but no knockout blows have been landed. I'd have them level on points at the moment.
What's the points then woody?
Nearly peed myself at Woody...'There's a snake in my boots'!! "
It's not in my boot, just tucked in the top of my sock... |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I too have never had the misfortune of wearing green or working for a supermarket either.
I have destroyed 2 cars whilst under police escort with wide and long loads and killed 7 routemaster buses in London. while being more careful with other peoples property,the same cant be said with the local wildlife,currently im up to 2 deer,4 sparrows,a starling and 1 barn owl
Whilst I'm happy to admit the death of several rabbits, a couple of thousand bugs on the windscreen, 3 pigeons and a seagull - I would t ever kill a barn owl!! in my defence the psychotic suicidal bastard flew into me pmsl
Are we still talking about the barn owl? Or the hood ornament you've got on the front grill?? the barn owl pmsl
So the blowup doll and dirty 19 year old zippy cuddly toys are there on purpose?? oops no-one was meant to know about those presents you bought me from ebay
Oi! I'll admit to buying the blowup doll for you (because you got banned for buying too many) but zippy wasn't me!! hoi i only got that cause i couldnt get a "furry"george pmsl
You know you wanted a proper furry bungle but it was way too expensive to go on the front of that old left hand drive heap of junk its no a scaffy truck i drive pmsl
You know what, I've a sneaking suspicion you are ................ A BUS DRIVER!!!!!!! sneaking suspicion furry may in fact own a stobarts uniform and regularly visits truck stops wielding a camera(think i may have sneaked ahead with that one) "
At least I don't stand on the end of platforms at train stations, trousers at half mast, 27 year old parka, NHS special glasses, notepad and 3 disposable cameras, white socks and brown Jesus creeper sandals
That's me at least 4 ahead now  |
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sneaking suspicion furry may in fact own a stobarts uniform and regularly visits truck stops wielding a camera(think i may have sneaked ahead with that one)
At least I don't stand on the end of platforms at train stations, trousers at half mast, 27 year old parka, NHS special glasses, notepad and 3 disposable cameras, white socks and brown Jesus creeper sandals
That's me at least 4 ahead now "
Break! This is getting dirty now! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Mind you if you shaves furries chest thw hair could be used as impact protection in queen street station "
Or to cover your model train layout in the shed you tell Gail has a bar and dartboard in  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"My harem is safe for another night - now ladies, you'll have to rub dlt better - I command you
Hey, what about the referee? And don't fob me off with Bru in a dress! "
Ok, fairs fair, come on in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission "
Have you got him tied up? That's another thing I would like to watch.
Next thread please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for the record, ive had a pm from furry wishing me a good night so surely i should win by a submission
Have you got him tied up? That's another thing I would like to watch.
No I do, only if furry could handle it,
Next thread please "  |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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No, THATS a knockout blow!!
No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver."
Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver
Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, THATS a knockout blow!!
No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.
Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver
Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads " just get our frienda with the council shove you out the way with their gritters  |
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No, THATS a knockout blow!!
No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.
Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver
Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads "
You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No, THATS a knockout blow!!
No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.
Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver
Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads
You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law... " oooooooohhhhh bitchy  |
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No, THATS a knockout blow!!
No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.
Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver
Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads
You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law... oooooooohhhhh bitchy "
The only thing worse, of course, is those bastards who drive white vans....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No, THATS a knockout blow!!
No, that would only be if he admitted to being a taxi driver.
Oi feck all wrong wi bein a taxi driver
Anymore of that talk and we wont let you's use OUR roads
You know, I saw something unbelievable the other day. A Taxi getting pulled over by the polis. The only explanation I can offer is that they were rookie cops who didn't know taxi drivers are above the law... oooooooohhhhh bitchy
The only thing worse, of course, is those bastards who drive white vans.... "  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed
Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about
I noticed, and that wasn't all I noticed!!
What else did you notice "
A couple of things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Awe go on I'm dressed for it now we noticed
Did you. magnet doesn't have a clue what your talking about
I noticed, and that wasn't all I noticed!!
What else did you notice
A couple of things "
Ahh got you  |
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