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one off offer of a 40day and 40night cruise

By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

This cruise has no certain destination the boat is called The Ark the captain a guy Called Noah Please excuse the eccentric uniform and long hair and beard One draw back theres a feckin lot of animals on it as well.Whose cuming on this cruise

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

Me can i be chef and put those animals to use for the banquet ?

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By *macunninglinguistMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Can i come in my 4x4?

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Ok, I'm in as long as I don't have to do any mucking out!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come?

I would like and outside suite with a balcony please.

Is this all inclusive?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive been told i have the manners of a pig sometimes can i come

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I be captain!!

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

"Can I be captain!!

No you can't pirate Steve. Noah is the captain! Have you SEEN his beard?????? Can you grow a beard that good that quickly??

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By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

All inclusive outside balcony right over the cow and pig shed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for 1 more? I'll keep the drinks topped up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a nice French maids outfit to clean up any mess the slaughtering of the animals may cause ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in, as long as I don't have to share with a couple of bears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill be there i can provide the entertainment i can sing n dance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If uniforms are required I can be the beer wench by night and the nurse by day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Al be the on board hairdresser .. Can't let you all go tom hanks castaway on me .. X

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By *macunninglinguistMan over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Can i come in my 4x4? "

Nope. Everything must come in 2x2.

Back boom ching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All inclusive outside balcony right over the cow and pig shed

Thanks your too good to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I be captain!!

No you can't pirate Steve. Noah is the captain! Have you SEEN his beard?????? Can you grow a beard that good that quickly??

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pfffttttt who is this Noah cat

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

Don't forget the Unicorns & Dragons this time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm coming with my whip to keep the rabble under control

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in, as long as I don't have to share with a couple of bears

might get a couple of beavers hehehe

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

Only two beavers? Count me out of this sausage fest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count me in, as long as I don't have to share with a couple of bears

would it not be seven, if I remember my bible study? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come and be the dance act for later night entertainment?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come and be the dance act for later night entertainment?"
can I be your strictly partner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a 12ft shiny pole 50mm wide, attached to a beam and the floor. You that big bru?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I need a 12ft shiny pole 50mm wide, attached to a beam and the floor. You that big bru?"

Now we know why he has to drive a van...

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By *idlifefuncplCouple over a year ago

Dudley

I'll open a stall selling umbrella's as it may be raining....

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By *ir laugh a lotMan over a year ago

glasgow

I will run the duty free shop and have sole control over condom sales . after all its only 40 days and 40 nights I gotta make a few quid out of you dirty bastards somehow coz P&O _eather is not putting in any showers due to internal water shortage

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By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

nae bath u can just all go for a swim i am assured there will be plenty of water around till we find dry land and by the way no one eats the feckin doves or be assured it will be more the 40day and 40 nights Noah has said his boss told him to say that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll sing live in the lounge lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" This cruise has no certain destination the boat is called The Ark the captain a guy Called Noah Please excuse the eccentric uniform and long hair and beard One draw back theres a feckin lot of animals on it as well.Whose cuming on this cruise

No ta...I'll have to pass...too many animals and not enough men to last me 40 days, never mind the nights!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come.... I'll bake the cakes.

Keep you all fed.

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By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

Noah says there will be plenty of men there as they will be needed to repopulate the world

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

just think though, with all the "secondary overnight bags containing toys!, that you girls always bring" at least if the boat were to spring a leak then there would be plenty of things to plug the holes with.

Fly x

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

And if Bru brings his girlfriend, he can inflate her to use as a liferaft...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And if Bru brings his girlfriend, he can inflate her to use as a liferaft...

Shouldn't it be two? Two pandas maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We've had a think about your offer and as good as it sound....we've decided to let this one pass.

Maybe next time.

Mr & Mrs Unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Noah says there will be plenty of men there as they will be needed to repopulate the world

Can we cage them too?

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By *akedninjaMan over a year ago

edinburgh

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when's the boat leaving? Does it have WiFi? Are all the meals inclusive? Do they cater for vegetarian's? Is there any possibility to get a senior citizen or students discount if i wear old unwashed mismatched clothing and sport beard?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So what are we going to do when we dock?

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By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

Well noah said his boss told him theres gonna be plenty to do to repopulate the world but of course that will take time and plenty of trying

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Well noah said his boss told him theres gonna be plenty to do to repopulate the world but of course that will take time and plenty of trying

Make sure you screen for vasectomies and those that are firing blanks.

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By *eather OP Woman over a year ago

glasgow

noah says are they not the same thing

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