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"whats a chuff 
A lady flower 
Haha I thought it was a fart! 
Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch 
And we like our snatches infection free.... "
Hmmm yes please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whats a chuff
A lady flower
Haha I thought it was a fart!
Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch
And we like our snatches infection free....
Hmmm yes please "
Nae custard....heave... |
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"whats a chuff
A lady flower
Haha I thought it was a fart!
Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch
And we like our snatches infection free....
Hmmm yes please
Nae custard....heave..."
Oh God!!! Are we back to blue waffles? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"whats a chuff
A lady flower
Haha I thought it was a fart!
Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch
And we like our snatches infection free....
Hmmm yes please
Nae custard....heave...
Oh God!!! Are we back to blue waffles? "
What are you like KoK! I wish people would stop taking blue waffle. It's giving me the boak |
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"whats a chuff
A lady flower
Haha I thought it was a fart!
Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch "
Way down the listings on UD it's listed as definition 18 - although admittedly I heard it on Top Gear or something am sure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"whats a chuff
A lady flower
Haha I thought it was a fart!
Nope the urban dictionary says its a snatch
Way down the listings on UD it's listed as definition 18 - although admittedly I heard it on Top Gear or something am sure."
Ok thanks for confirming that  |
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"Haha well I didn't want to look like a total twat  "
I have never actually called it a chuff to be honest but I was looking for a better word to use that pussy c**t or flower. I done a quick google search and chuff came up. It made me laugh so that's what I used. So your not the only one x |
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I'm not worried about the size of the chuff haha, as long as it's clean and tidy. Preferably with a little bit of hair and not looking like a smashed up taco. I'm not against it tasting like a taco though... |
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"Jeeez in my home country chuff is your arse
If it is your lady garden then why do people say "stick it up your chuff" to men
Or no chuffing way ? "
I have been waiting 24 hours to say this! I've always known the saying "He takes it up the chuff"! |
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"I'm not worried about the size of the chuff haha, as long as it's clean and tidy. Preferably with a little bit of hair and not looking like a smashed up taco. I'm not against it tasting like a taco though...
I would be worried if it tasted like a taco "
Ha ha, I've never come across one yet that tasted like a taco, but if I ever did (say perhaps in Mexico... ) I'd be okay with that. Just as I would if all chuff tasted of chocolate, which can be done if I've been to the ASDA and bought 5 for £2.
What would the ideal chuff flavour be anyway? I'm a big fan of it's original flavour, but if there were to be genetically flavoured fannies in the future what would the guys want, and what would the ladies pick...? |
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"Jeeez in my home country chuff is your arse
If it is your lady garden then why do people say "stick it up your chuff" to men
Or no chuffing way ?
I have been waiting 24 hours to say this! I've always known the saying "He takes it up the chuff"! "
24 hours you say. Have you been a bad boy again? |
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"I didn't think so, but somebody else did.
What you like soon you won't be able to post at all. Then what will you do. I hope you spent the time thinking about your actions and the consequences  "
Nah, I spent it batch baking, and stocking the freezer! |
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"I've got a fat tight chuff but it keeps its occupiers nice and warm "
Looks absolutely delicious too, had a wee nosey at your pics. I've had that popping candy used on me before, it turns blue, made an awful mess of my white sheets... looked like Papa Smurf came all over the sheets ha ha |
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"I've got a fat tight chuff but it keeps its occupiers nice and warm
Looks absolutely delicious too, had a wee nosey at your pics. I've had that popping candy used on me before, it turns blue, made an awful mess of my white sheets... looked like Papa Smurf came all over the sheets ha ha "
SHHHHH, don't ruin it for me before I've even done it |
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"I've got a fat tight chuff but it keeps its occupiers nice and warm
Looks absolutely delicious too, had a wee nosey at your pics. I've had that popping candy used on me before, it turns blue, made an awful mess of my white sheets... looked like Papa Smurf came all over the sheets ha ha
SHHHHH, don't ruin it for me before I've even done it "
Sorry to spoil the surprise. I can personally recommend the Fizz Wiz candy on the basis it never discoloured my sheets and she never had a blue face afterwards when she gave me a kiss Either way shewantstheboaby he's in for a treat x |
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Hmm I'm just wondering the guys obviously use lynx cans, sky remotes to measure theirs so what on earth would you use or how would you measure to see if you have a big chuff?  |
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