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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How can you tell if someone is posh?
Or if someone wants you to think they are posh ?   "
No just if someone is. It's only a bit of fun nothing serious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean "How can one tell if someone is posh?"
You're welcome!  
I'm obviously not then
When they correct someone's grammer   "
I actually had a date with a very attractive young female doctor! Turns out she wasn't really that posh as my dad was her dad's boss!!!
Was so so irritating and patronising however I stuck it out and she ended up sucking my cock!!! That's one way to shut her up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean "How can one tell if someone is posh?"
You're welcome!
I'm obviously not then
When they correct someone's grammer "
Or ones spelling.
Or they tell you they can't meet that weekend as its Dear Tristans clarinet recital and the Nanny is off in Verbier? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They stick out their pinkie drinking tea....from a cup, not a saucer
that's you ruled oot then pishy lol lol "
Shut it pishy pants...you ken well fine em posh!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When one replys "air her ler" instead of oh hello.
One has a chauffeur to be driven around in normally a Bentley.
One is never seen with their "little darlings" the au pair will have them
But if they are seen they normally are calling out there ridiculous names like
"GERTURD come here" or MAXAMILLION get down from there.
They normally summer in the Cotswold, and always go skiing on the alps and stay in their log cabins.
One has a paddock and has a stable boy 
"Oh one could go on and on - snort mwah ha ha ha. Snort Jeeves call Elizabeth get her to collect Gertrude from her horse riding lesson." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They stick out their pinkie drinking tea....from a cup, not a saucer
that's you ruled oot then pishy lol lol
Shut it pishy pants...you ken well fine em posh!! "
aye righto kk"ho,chantelle gies a haun wi these bottles o buckie,the em gaun fur a jump roon at the skips at the back o tannadice".
Posh mu arse pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like-to-be posh or properly posh?
The former drive huge, expensive 4x4's they have no idea how to handle, have personalized number plates, wear the latest fashions and have immaculate hair. They invariably ask where you live and which school your child goes to, in order to gauge if they are richer than you.
Properly posh people have a haircut every 6-12 months, wear trousers 4inches too short, ask the attendant at Shell garage to fill up the car as they have no idea where the petrol cap is and drive 15year old Subarus. Fast. Sometimes they even have a wicker basket on their arm to carry messages. Sorry, shopping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They know what Posh is an accronime for
And can spell
What, you can spell Acronym? And don't you mean anagram? "
No i mean Acronym. Not anagram
Port
Ou
Starboard
Home
P.o.s.h. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.
In fact, I don't look at you at all.
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why you under 5' 2" and have to look up all the time? |
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"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.
In fact, I don't look at you at all.
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U calling me common, innit!?
I'll have u know am close to a Disney Princess! (well av a Belle end). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They stick out their pinkie drinking tea....from a cup, not a saucer
that's you ruled oot then pishy lol lol
Shut it pishy pants...you ken well fine em posh!! aye righto kk"ho,chantelle gies a haun wi these bottles o buckie,the em gaun fur a jump roon at the skips at the back o tannadice".
Posh mu arse pmsl "
Am too!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.
In fact, I don't look at you at all.
U calling me common, innit!?
I'll have u know am close to a Disney Princess! (well av a Belle end)."
fnar |
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"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.
In fact, I don't look at you at all.
why you under 5' 2" and have to look up all the time? "
No, one has staff to look at ordinary plebs for one.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would just like to say, I don't look down on you common, little people.
In fact, I don't look at you at all.
why you under 5' 2" and have to look up all the time?
No, one has staff to look at ordinary plebs for one. "
could get into trouble for that remember plebgate pmsl |
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