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over a year ago
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"Dear Diedre
apparantly i eloped in 1999 and was married i can't remember a thing isit alzhiemers or did he use rohypnol ?  "
You might not remember the wedding but you will remember the dress. You wore a white raw silk full skirt princess dress.
Oh and the groom got d*unk and fell asleep. You had to carry him over the threshold because he couldn't walk. No wonder you dumped his arse.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Deirdre
It appears I'm going have to fight for the man of my dreams and the one that's rightfully mine.
Should I demand to fight in mud or jelly???  |
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Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.
Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs
Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays
Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays
And we can all shar on sundays ?
And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.
Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs
Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays
Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays
And we can all shar on sundays ?
And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve "
Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise As long as you promise not to wear him out!! |
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"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.
Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs
Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays
Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays
And we can all shar on sundays ?
And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve
Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise As long as you promise not to wear him out!! "
Awwww go on then and likewise im no wanting him like a washed out rag when ur done with him xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.
Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs
Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays
Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays
And we can all shar on sundays ?
And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve
Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise As long as you promise not to wear him out!! Awwww go on then and likewise im no wanting him like a washed out rag when ur done with him xxx "
I can't make any promises  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Deidre....
A certain hirsute gentleman asked me to marry him last week. We agreed it had been a whirlwind romance but he told me he had waited long enough to find the wummin of his dreams. He swore there had NEVER been another but his strong desire to sample the forbidden fruit of my home made wedding cake had simply turned his head. Anyway...i stood at the alter today in my slingbacks for 5hours but he never showed!!!!! Eventually a msg arrived saying "Gone to Fiji via New York on "business". Is he an international spy or am i being led up the garden path???!
Yours...a heartbroken wee soul...  |
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"Dear Deidre....
A certain hirsute gentleman asked me to marry him last week. We agreed it had been a whirlwind romance but he told me he had waited long enough to find the wummin of his dreams. He swore there had NEVER been another but his strong desire to sample the forbidden fruit of my home made wedding cake had simply turned his head. Anyway...i stood at the alter today in my slingbacks for 5hours but he never showed!!!!! Eventually a msg arrived saying "Gone to Fiji via New York on "business". Is he an international spy or am i being led up the garden path???!
Yours...a heartbroken wee soul... "
Lucky escape i'd say after my expiereince with the furry cad (((hugs))) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Deirdre,
If there is a cat fight over this hairy man, can I sell tickets?"
No you cant. You won't even be allowed to watch. If there is any ticket selling I'm the one that's doing it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deirdre
It appears I'm going have to fight for the man of my dreams and the one that's rightfully mine.
Should I demand to fight in mud or jelly??? "
Fight in mud then you can hide your knuckle dusters in it. Jelly hides nothing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.
Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs
Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays
Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays
And we can all shar on sundays ?
And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve
Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise As long as you promise not to wear him out!! "
That is for both of you to sort out. If you can't share I'm going to have to take him off you two and sit him on a high dusty shelve out your way.
Your welcome x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deidre....
A certain hirsute gentleman asked me to marry him last week. We agreed it had been a whirlwind romance but he told me he had waited long enough to find the wummin of his dreams. He swore there had NEVER been another but his strong desire to sample the forbidden fruit of my home made wedding cake had simply turned his head. Anyway...i stood at the alter today in my slingbacks for 5hours but he never showed!!!!! Eventually a msg arrived saying "Gone to Fiji via New York on "business". Is he an international spy or am i being led up the garden path???!
Yours...a heartbroken wee soul... "
If I'm correct. I think I know this man you speak of. With a chest wig like his the only thing he could be is an international spy. Take a pew and wait until he returns home from his mission. He might even bring you back a fridge magnet.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.
Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs
Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays
Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays
And we can all shar on sundays ?
And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve
Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise As long as you promise not to wear him out!!
That is for both of you to sort out. If you can't share I'm going to have to take him off you two and sit him on a high dusty shelve out your way.
Your welcome x"
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Dear Deirdre.
How did it become all my fault? And how is it no one believes I'm the real Austin powers? Where the feck has my mojo gone? Why on earth are women planning how to 'furry share'? Why am I always so knackered? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deirdre.
How did it become all my fault? And how is it no one believes I'm the real Austin powers? Where the feck has my mojo gone? Why on earth are women planning how to 'furry share'? Why am I always so knackered? "
I just want to know where you keep your Mini Me?? |
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"Dear Deirdre.
How did it become all my fault? And how is it no one believes I'm the real Austin powers? Where the feck has my mojo gone? Why on earth are women planning how to 'furry share'? Why am I always so knackered?
I just want to know where you keep your Mini Me?? "
There's a very obvious answer to that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deirdre.
How did it become all my fault? And how is it no one believes I'm the real Austin powers? Where the feck has my mojo gone? Why on earth are women planning how to 'furry share'? Why am I always so knackered?
I just want to know where you keep your Mini Me??
There's a very obvious answer to that! "
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Dear Deirdre
Should I dye my hair from red to blonde after stupidly posting my bankcard yesterday?
What ya saying about blondes eh??? "
You are permitted to draw your own conclusion on that one, my dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Deirdre
Should I dye my hair from red to blonde after stupidly posting my bankcard yesterday? "
Yes you need to be blonde to do something like that.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Offftttt why fight over him ...thought this was a sharing site.
Dear D is it acceptable for me n hubby to be to share with his other mrs
Me: Mon/Wed and Fridays
Her:Tue/Thurs and Saturdays
And we can all shar on sundays ?
And magnet no you cant ya dirty perve
Hmmmmmmm, maybe we can reach a compromise As long as you promise not to wear him out!!
That is for both of you to sort out. If you can't share I'm going to have to take him off you two and sit him on a high dusty shelve out your way.
Your welcome x
Like Wheezy from Toy Story? "
Yes poor Wheezy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im all confuddled dear deirdre whose putting who on the shelf they will get skelfs in their a--s up their  "
Furry was going on the shelf but don't worry about skelfs, he has plenty of downy fur on his bum to prevent that.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would someone like to talk about whats bothering them Woody?
Your welcome x"
See woody I did bring it back for you. I hadn't realised you had changed hats. What are you now a yoooofh? |
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