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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Opinions please on the reliability of the verification process on here. It may just be mmp (married man paranoia) but even some folk who seem to be authentically verified on here have me searching for inconsistencies in their make-up.
One lady, for example, i have been messaging recently has been very upfront - asking for pics of my appendage, and videos of said appendage in action. In my experience such visual appreciation is normally reserved for the male of the species. The fact she's also told me, in graphic detail, she likes to play with guys arses using toys, her tongue and fingers also had me a little worried. Ok a lot worried!
What are the chances she's a guy in disguise who's somehow managed to wangle a few believable verifications, or am i just being silly and overly mmp?"
Ffs I'm a bird,honest,
Listen.
Ooooooooo nice shoes,
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I've changed my mind,
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I'm right,it's god that's wrong,
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That ceiling could be doing with another coat of paint,
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Guys are all bastards grrrrrrrr,
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Not tonight,I've got a headache,
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If you loved me,you wouldn't have to ask,
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I see the Jones got a new car,
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Don't call me babe,
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Why can't you be like that with me,
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I've made a list,
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Is that it,
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My dad,my dad,my dad,my dad,my dad.
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See,my bird credentials are beyond doubt.
now lube up that arse,and prepare for entry from my Coc....oops emm I Mean,from my very realistic strapon.
Ps I hope you don't get stubble rash.
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