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over a year ago
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Well what if you had one green ball in one hand and another green ball in the other , what would u have control off ( The Green Giant ) thats mine any others  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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An old couple are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her dressing gown and yells "Super Pussy!" The old man says "I'll have the Soup".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What word has 14 letters,begins with N,ends with n,has an n in the middle and means constipation?
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!thats a good one rab  "
Much safer typing it.Got to be very careful if you tell it to someone!! |
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I've been sleeping with this bloke's wife and today he sent me this text:
"You go near her again and ill have you dead! Mark my words!"
To which I replied: "8 out of 10, - I'll requires an apostrophe and a capital I." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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A guy was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he walked in he noticed two pretty girls looking at him. He heard one girl say to the other; “Nine.” Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his buddy at the bar and told him that the girl in the corner had just rated him a nine out of ten. “Sorry to spoil your evening,” said his friend, “but when I walked in they were speaking German  |
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A young man walks into a bar and orders 5 double whiskies.
The barman asks " are you celebrating something ?"
"Yea" says the man "I've just had my first blow job"
The barman says "congratulations son let me buy you another one"
The young man replies " no thanks mate....if 5 doubles can't get the taste out my mouth then nothing will!!!!"  |
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