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My wife banged on the toilet door & said "Hurry up I need a shit" "Fuck off" I shouted "I'm trying to have a wank in here" "So that's more important than diarrhoea" she screamed. I yelled through the door " I'm just about to come for fuck sake, just wait a few moments will you" What an impatient, big mouthed gobshite she is. God knows what everyone on the plane must have thought.;-) |
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"Sex in the deep end of the old Crieff Hydro swimming pool. We had to duck under water when the night porter did his rounds.... 
Who the hell have you come as this time   "
Sheriff Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead.
But I have a woody... |
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"Sex in the deep end of the old Crieff Hydro swimming pool. We had to duck under water when the night porter did his rounds....
Who the hell have you come as this time
Sheriff Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead.
But I have a woody... "
I have a buzz too. |
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Wasnt me wanking in the toilet,went in to use the facilities at the truck stop at bury st edmunds,and had a guu perving at me through a hole in the wall and when i left caught him looking through the door(which he was holding with one hand while having a tug with the other.
Was quite offended and kicked the door out his hand and followed it up with a right hook.
Obviously wearing a shirt with my(now former employer's name) on it thought it best to inform them just in case of any legal repurcussions.
However all my former employer could do was piss himself laughing and hang up tje phone.
Within 20 minutes i was the butt (pardon the pun) of the wind ups from my workmated  |
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"Wasnt me wanking in the toilet,went in to use the facilities at the truck stop at bury st edmunds,and had a guu perving at me through a hole in the wall and when i left caught him looking through the door(which he was holding with one hand while having a tug with the other.
Was quite offended and kicked the door out his hand and followed it up with a right hook.
Obviously wearing a shirt with my(now former employer's name) on it thought it best to inform them just in case of any legal repurcussions.
However all my former employer could do was piss himself laughing and hang up tje phone.
Within 20 minutes i was the butt (pardon the pun) of the wind ups from my workmated "
Haha good on you for giving him one!!  |
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"Wasnt me wanking in the toilet,went in to use the facilities at the truck stop at bury st edmunds,and had a guu perving at me through a hole in the wall and when i left caught him looking through the door(which he was holding with one hand while having a tug with the other.
Was quite offended and kicked the door out his hand and followed it up with a right hook.
Obviously wearing a shirt with my(now former employer's name) on it thought it best to inform them just in case of any legal repurcussions.
However all my former employer could do was piss himself laughing and hang up tje phone.
Within 20 minutes i was the butt (pardon the pun) of the wind ups from my workmated
Haha good on you for giving him one!! "
not literally pmsl |
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that was funny
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