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"a boob job xx" the dress and heels of her dreams | |||
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"A voucher for a day baking in a marquee with Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry....Frohliche Weinachten x "that was for Charlie....youre getting a flymo for the old rug xx | |||
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"Braiding kit lol" a new vest,and if anyone dares say a booster seat im gonna huff lol | |||
"Braiding kit lola new vest,and if anyone dares say a booster seat im gonna huff lol "A booster seat. You have only yourself to blame... | |||
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"Ok not a booster seat,ummm a couple of comfy cushions for your bum. "cheers ,a new paddle in case you wear that one out | |||
"Ok not a booster seat,ummm a couple of comfy cushions for your bum. cheers ,a new paddle in case you wear that one out "PVC boxers  | |||
"Ok not a booster seat,ummm a couple of comfy cushions for your bum. cheers ,a new paddle in case you wear that one out
PVC boxers "not again lol | |||
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"An replica Eddie stobbard truck he he "im gonna treat that with the contempt it deserves and buy you a............................glider engine | |||
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"A chauffeurs hat to go with the shades "me tied up with a big red bow lol | |||
"A chauffeurs hat to go with the shades me tied up with a big red bow lol "how come o never get offers like that pmsl | |||
"A chauffeurs hat to go with the shades me tied up with a big red bow lol how come o never get offers like that pmsl "you do you can.help to unwrap hee hee | |||
"A chauffeurs hat to go with the shades me tied up with a big red bow lol how come o never get offers like that pmsl "Wouldn't be that if it was my arse pic I used | |||
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"A pint in Bairds "A wee Thai bride | |||
"A pint in Bairds A wee Thai bride "Now that's freaky how did u know | |||
"A pint in Bairds A wee Thai bride
Now that's freaky how did u know "Just a guess lol | |||
"A pint in Bairds A wee Thai bride
Now that's freaky how did u know Just a guess lol "id give you a pair of tweezers jacs lol | |||
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"Bollocks - that was for Jacs " charming rhere was me thinking i was getting a nice calendar | |||
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"DLT - soothing moisturiser "thats even better lol | |||
"DLT - soothing moisturiser thats even better lol "couple of yorkie bars lol | |||
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"Rubber duck onesie "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO please don't make me wear one of those horreid things lol A nanwty stool cause that's so bad making me wear one of those lol | |||
"DLT - soothing moisturiser thats even better lol "just need a willing victim(sorry volunteer)to rub said ointment in lol | |||
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"oh i will be generous and gift you a massage by a chinese massuesse . " careful im liable to hold you to that | |||
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"A ps4" anything you want | |||
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"An Eddie stobart fan club membership renewal "a shiny wedding band | |||
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"A honeymoon in the Maldives "His and her matching furry slippers | |||
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"Ear MUFFS!!! "My fone number | |||
"Ear MUFFS!!!
My fone number "A bottle of vodka | |||
"Ear MUFFS!!!
My fone number A bottle of vodka "ffs dont encourage her lol | |||
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"Ear MUFFS!!!
My fone number A bottle of vodka ffs dont encourage her lol "Lol sorry Martin lol for you its the cock ...oppps I mean to go with it lol hee hee | |||
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"Ear MUFFS!!!
My fone number A bottle of vodka ffs dont encourage her lol "Hey numb nuts leave my pressies alone,  | |||
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"New whip to keep DLT in check! "New boxers!! | |||
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"A brush for his chest "New shoes | |||
"A brush for his chest New shoes "Errr pretty sure she doesn't need ANY more lol
Have to get you some suntan lotion for the homeymoon | |||
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"A brush for his chest New shoes
Errr pretty sure she doesn't need ANY more lol
Have to get you some suntan lotion for the homeymoon "Hubby you know us women can never have enough shoes lol . yes all I got it cant wait im so excited . my pressie to you is teeny weeny trunks for the beach hee hee | |||
They look better on the floor anyway | |||
"What is it with my boxers ladies???
They look better on the floor anyway "new boxers are always nice A washing basket to save mess on his floor | |||
"What is it with my boxers ladies???
They look better on the floor anyway new boxers are always nice
A washing basket to save mess on his floor "a washing machine to do all furrys washing looking out for ya chief | |||
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