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Of the person above what would you find in their pocket ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A tissue and a lipgloss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Car Keys  |
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wedding invitations and confetti |
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"[Removed by poster at 08/10/13 20:34:31]wedding invitations and confetti "
My garter ( i wish )  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pair of satin panties from asda |
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"rubber gloves viagra  "
OK, rubber gloves, for my job as a freelance gynaecologist, but VIAGRA?  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Boiled sweet covered in fluff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knuckle dusters in case anyone gets out of line |
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There are no pockets in a corset. |
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Car keys and phone  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"There are no pockets in a corset."
Dip her knickers then |
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"There are no pockets in a corset.
Dip her knickers then "
Where is the drooling smiley when you need one?
As for Foe, I reckon a mouse(or rat) trap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Proabally some nakid pics of me eeekkkk |
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A handful of panda sedatives... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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maybe and a big maybe a comb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His audi keys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her audi keys if u can find pockets in a corset |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A hole, just big enough to put his hand through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Foot gel pads : |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Werthers originals |
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"Werthers originals "
Feck no! Wine gums.... 
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time.... "
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
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But it's nice and warm....  |
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
But it's nice and warm.... "
In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Little silver toy |
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"Little silver toy "
ohhhh u know me too well lol
condoms and a hotel key card lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Little silver toy ohhhh u know me too well lol
condoms and a hotel key card lol"
Foreign money for all the holidays you go  |
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"Little silver toy ohhhh u know me too well lol
condoms and a hotel key card lol
Foreign money for all the holidays you go "
Lmao true off on my travels again soon lol
for shelly it would be lipbalm and perfume |
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon "
I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag
As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... |
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon
I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag
As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... "
A wooden spoon lol |
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon
I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag
As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... A wooden spoon lol"
Ha! I have a Hobart 40 quart food mixer!
In her pocket: A willy she bit off |
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon
I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag
As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... A wooden spoon lol
Ha! I have a Hobart 40 quart food mixer!
In her pocket: A willy she bit off "
Must be big pockets lol
and I never fully bite of cocks just little nibbles |
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon
I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag
As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... A wooden spoon lol
Ha! I have a Hobart 40 quart food mixer!
In her pocket: A willy she bit off Must be big pockets lol
and I never fully bite of cocks just little nibbles "
I never said it was a whole one.. |
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"Werthers originals
Feck no! Wine gums....
And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....
I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!
But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon
I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag
As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... A wooden spoon lol
Ha! I have a Hobart 40 quart food mixer!
In her pocket: A willy she bit off Must be big pockets lol
and I never fully bite of cocks just little nibbles
I never said it was a whole one.. "
oh you just meant just a dickhead so would never have one in my pocket anyway yuckkkkk lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
If I picked my wife to bes pocket us find, a pocket rocket, packet of mints, phone, £3.53 in loose change, and a hole in the other pocket   |
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"If I picked my wife to bes pocket us find, a pocket rocket, packet of mints, phone, £3.53 in loose change, and a hole in the other pocket "
our invitations confetti in on pocket and the hotel key card to our honeymoon suite and rose petals for the bed lol Xxx |
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I better step in here, or those two will go round in circles.
I found nothing but excess body hair.  |
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"I better step in here, or those two will go round in circles.
I found nothing but excess body hair. "
Think I'd find some sour grapes |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Stu's number stuffed in the pocket, sorry mate, that's going |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I better step in here, or those two will go round in circles.
I found nothing but excess body hair. Think I'd find some sour grapes "
It is obvious you both don't get on, so please ignore each others posts or it comes across as bitchy rather than banter, and people end up banned for that.
Thanks |
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Some chill pills it's a bit of banter on the forums  |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
I am not interested in getting into a discussion over it...please ignore in future. |
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over a year ago
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A little black book full of good boys n girls and bad boys n girls! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"A little black book full of good boys n girls and bad boys n girls!"
12 1st class tickets to New Zealand!! Woohoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Tenna lady |
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over a year ago
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His wallet with a condom that went out of date two years ago |
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"His wallet with a condom that went out of date two years ago "
Nipple warmers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Earwig |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My phone no.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spare teeth |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Another AtoZ but of Manchester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spare teeth "
Cheeky git!
Furry has a small bag of dolly mixtures |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mobile telephone with phone numbers programmed into it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A mobile telephone with phone numbers programmed into it "
a reciept for her new primark onsie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tape measure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frog spawn |
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"Frog spawn "
Costa loyalty card |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frog spawn
Costa loyalty card "
Costa froth |
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"Frog spawn
Costa loyalty card
Costa froth "
Ahem I never waste a drop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frog spawn
Costa loyalty card
Costa froth
Ahem I never waste a drop "
Extra shot ? |
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"Frog spawn
Costa loyalty card
Costa froth
Ahem I never waste a drop
Extra shot ? "
Always |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lids from buckfast bottles |
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Dairylea covered in fluff |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
A half eaten Milky Way and 9p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her mans balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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big bag off assorted Golden Wonder mt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Her mans balls "
That sounded wrong. Her husbands balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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His brain. lol |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"His brain. lol"
Avatar pic |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"Her mans balls
That sounded wrong. Her husbands balls"
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
A razor for my chest?????? Not bloody likely!! |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"A razor for my chest?????? Not bloody likely!! "
It would be HOT wax
A paper bag and a t.shirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His brain. lol
Avatar pic "
I just have a good tan |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Avatar pic
I just have a good tan "
Factor 50 sunblock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
Avatar pic
I just have a good tan
Factor 50 sunblock "
You have no pockets ... My hand would end up somewhere ... |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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"a loyality card for CJ's"
A gag for her visits to CJ's....
If not, il give her one!! |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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You have no pockets ... My hand would end up somewhere ... "
Yeah......In plaster |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You have no pockets ... My hand would end up somewhere ...
Yeah......In plaster "
Hahahaha x |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Fracture clinic appointment card |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Appointment for model agency for poses for catalogue man... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A young man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A long list of 'to dos' "
To do what??
A lock of chest hair. He gives them to people he meets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A long list of 'to dos'
To do what??
A lock of chest hair. He gives them to people he meets "
He must not have met many people holy teen wolf |
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"Fracture clinic appointment card "
Lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Another 'to do' list - but with ladies names |
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His Christmas list...tinsel...and a couple of shiny baubles!!! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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Bus ticket, 3 green wine gums  and a list of her favourite men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biscuit and cake crumbs oh and a photo of his favourite pal a panda pic. |
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"Biscuit and cake crumbs oh and a photo of his favourite pal a panda pic. "
A paddle... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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29 condoms... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A handful of extra long pubes. |
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"A handful of extra long pubes."
A pocket full of diamonds
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By (user no longer on site)
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Apainting by Jack Vetriano |
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"Apainting by Jack Vetriano "
Mmmm my fav Fred
For you a pocket full of Fredo bars and you better have kept me one this time lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apainting by Jack Vetriano Mmmm my fav Fred
For you a pocket full of Fredo bars and you better have kept me one this time lol "
Yah bet yer sweet cute little ass i have hun xxx |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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A big black book full of phone numbers |
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A loose Semifreddo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A mobile phone full of naughty numbers! |
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"A mobile phone full of naughty numbers!"
An inflatable pole dancing pole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A store card for the best shoe shop in town. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some sexy glasses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a fruit gum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a willy warmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A lipstick, passport and chewing gum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lipstick, passport and chewing gum "
A whip, a walnut one |
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mirrored shades for discreet preving whilst out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"mirrored shades for discreet preving whilst out "
Mirrored shade detectors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massage lotions and potions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A warm and tender heart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A warm and tender heart."
This is not my jacket! That's defo not my pocket! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The lady doth protest to much. |
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over a year ago
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A fossil poo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fossil poo "
Now that was clever. What a bright and shining star you are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A hotel key card and handcuffs..... |
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over a year ago
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A well written novel. Not 50 shades of grey. |
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"a hole..."
A cane, a mortarboard and a kamasutra textbook? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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two dumpling moulds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A baton |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A whiff of Chanel, some exotic body oil, and nipple tassles..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lipstick and a truncheon xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squirty cream and strawberries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squirty cream and strawberries. "
a little black book |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cash |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Squirty cream and strawberries. "
I wouldn't pick pocket id leave my hand in for sure x |
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A whip and handcuffs |
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over a year ago
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Ginger, cinnamon and turmeric..... |
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Goat
what big pockets you have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lace handkerchief, champagne corks and lucky white heather..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Endless supply of her lippy. |
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"a bride's garter"
That's on my thigh LOL
Students timetable (you got a partner for tonight ) |
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a spare garter in your pocket perhaps.?
and yes I do... |
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"a spare garter in your pocket perhaps.?
and yes I do..."
Damn none of my gowns have a pocket
Little black book of Hunks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goat droppings.....sorry, damn goat gets everywhere....mehhhh! |
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Lube lots of lube |
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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago
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lippy and a condom , oooo er lol x |
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Another black thong or maybe white one to pretend she's virginal |
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over a year ago
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garter and confetti..... |
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over a year ago
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Fisherman's friends and some wet wipes. |
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over a year ago
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Mobile phone, bar of fruit and nut, and nipple clamps....x. |
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