"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am... 
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me! "
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!  |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies! "
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start  |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start "
My mind is now boggled.... |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start
My mind is now boggled.... "
No different to any other day... I'm surprised yer no out on the pull tonight auld yin |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start
My mind is now boggled....
No different to any other day... I'm surprised yer no out on the pull tonight auld yin "
Me? On the pull? Nobody wants an auld cripple!  |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start
My mind is now boggled....
No different to any other day... I'm surprised yer no out on the pull tonight auld yin
Me? On the pull? Nobody wants an auld cripple! "
Aw ffs, already a nurse to one temporary cripple... I'm no being yours too  |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start
My mind is now boggled....
No different to any other day... I'm surprised yer no out on the pull tonight auld yin
Me? On the pull? Nobody wants an auld cripple!
Aw ffs, already a nurse to one temporary cripple... I'm no being yours too "
Don't worry, I can still wipe my own arse! I could do yours too, in a professional capacity! |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start
My mind is now boggled....
No different to any other day... I'm surprised yer no out on the pull tonight auld yin
Me? On the pull? Nobody wants an auld cripple!
Aw ffs, already a nurse to one temporary cripple... I'm no being yours too
Don't worry, I can still wipe my own arse! I could do yours too, in a professional capacity! "
Does it involve using your tongue?  |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start
My mind is now boggled....
No different to any other day... I'm surprised yer no out on the pull tonight auld yin
Me? On the pull? Nobody wants an auld cripple!
Aw ffs, already a nurse to one temporary cripple... I'm no being yours too
Don't worry, I can still wipe my own arse! I could do yours too, in a professional capacity!
Does it involve using your tongue? "
no, no, no... Andrex and/or baby wipes... The blue disposable gloves should have been your clue there! |
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"For once I won't be one of the dirty stop outs checking in at 10am...
First day as nurse boaby has well and truely taken its toll on me!
Nurse? I bet you are the nurse that sticks those wee umbrellas up willies!
Pffft! I've just been seeing my sisters arse and fanny all day, dinnae even start
My mind is now boggled....
No different to any other day... I'm surprised yer no out on the pull tonight auld yin
Me? On the pull? Nobody wants an auld cripple!
Aw ffs, already a nurse to one temporary cripple... I'm no being yours too
Don't worry, I can still wipe my own arse! I could do yours too, in a professional capacity!
Does it involve using your tongue?
no, no, no... Andrex and/or baby wipes... The blue disposable gloves should have been your clue there! "
You auld yins are no fun! |
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"Morning everyone it's pissing down with rain here, brollys at the ready.
And it's F 1 weekend.
Have a great day all  "
another vettel roadshow you reckon ? |
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"Morning everyone it's pissing down with rain here, brollys at the ready.
And it's F 1 weekend.
Have a great day all another vettel roadshow you reckon ? "
I think he's in for a chance but Webber got too three so it's anyones game. |
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Good morning all. I'm not having a great weekend. First one off in ages, meet cancels, then I get up this morning and my cold's back with a vengeance, the dog's bouncing about for his walk and I want to crawl back to bed. On the up side, at least the sun is shining! Have a great day everyone |
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"Good morning all. I'm not having a great weekend. First one off in ages, meet cancels, then I get up this morning and my cold's back with a vengeance, the dog's bouncing about for his walk and I want to crawl back to bed. On the up side, at least the sun is shining! Have a great day everyone "
Aww hope you feel better soon sending (((hugs))).
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"Good morning all. I'm not having a great weekend. First one off in ages, meet cancels, then I get up this morning and my cold's back with a vengeance, the dog's bouncing about for his walk and I want to crawl back to bed. On the up side, at least the sun is shining! Have a great day everyone
Aww hope you feel better soon sending (((hugs))).
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Thank you Charlie. Hugs are good |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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Morning all, I'm a happy wee Ratshit today.
Boables, don't be too evil. Nursing is an angelic career
Happy birthday sofa, have a great day x
Get well soon Despot. Big hugs x
Everyone else enjoy your day. I'm off to do some bricklaying, then hopefully dust off the saddle so I can get back in it |
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hope everyone has a fab weekend 
