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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's your favourite Scottish insult?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"A face like a dugs arse wi'a hat on"...

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By *tewart39Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ya,....Numpty !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya eejit

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Fannybaws.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fannybaws."

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By *mudg3rMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Face like a well skelped erse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go lie in yir pish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fuck off arsehole followed you complete arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face like a Rottwieller chewing a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

away and throw shite at yerself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dafty"

People take it like it is the most insulting term ever uttered. Not being Scottish, it sounds like an insult a 3 year old would use, but that's why I like it.

"Pure dafty pal!"

"Minter" is a good one, too. "Tha lassie says two insteed ah twa, pure minter man!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep them coming so I can use them when I'm in Scotland

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By *outhsider69Man over a year ago

glasgow

I quite like.. 'I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Away an bile yer heid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It was like flinging a fag doubt up a close wi hur

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was like flinging a fag doubt up a close wi hur"
lol the old ones r the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It was like flinging a fag doubt up a close wi hur lol the old ones r the best

They are x

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By *anana SplitzMan over a year ago

Glasgow ish

face like a rat catchers dog

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By *anana SplitzMan over a year ago

Glasgow ish

yir maw used to feed you wi a catapult

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A widnea ride her/ him intae battle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The best part of you ran down Ymir mothers leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't suck your cock if it was full of air and I was drowning.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ye keep a dirty hoose!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my neice said to her maw "its like flinging a sausage up a close" maybe it was cos she was on her fifth husband lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got a face like an arsehole sucking a lemon...

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By *rjandmrskCouple over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

Kiss my arse ya bampot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wae throw shite at yersel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only one I know if ...numpty.

Ian knows a lot more I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope you're next shite's a hedgehog!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thought id have read " haw fannybaws" by now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Away and boil yer heed ya rocket

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan over a year ago

edinburgh

You don't get many hairy ones nowadays ,,,,,,,,

"Fanny like a barbers bucket"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yer nothin but a chanty wrastler(rassler).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

awa an bile yir heid.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

After a friends wife just had a relatively quick labour about 4 hours with no complications and healthy baby (their first), guy at work stated in a 'funny' way "Your wife must have a fanny like the top end of a burst welly!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hud mair hawns up her than Sooty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a wee nyaff.

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan over a year ago

edinburgh

Fanny like an elephants ear !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago