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 ..got told on sat that probably the whole hotel heard me too lmao ..I Also luv when a guys verbal when cuming too it's such s turn on   | |||
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"So it was ypu miss d in the ropm nxt yp me......if i knew that i would have put the glass down and just chapted the door.xx" Lmao | |||
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"Ive been told I'm very verbal when Cumming ..got told on sat that probably the whole hotel heard me too lmao ..I Also luv when a guys verbal when cuming too it's such s turn on "yes I agree when the guy is roaring and grunting, like a rutting wild animal my god I love it. | |||
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""god almighty I'm cumming am cumming" the neighbours think it's a prayer meeting I'm holding "Praise the Lord"" As long as it's not "The power of Christ compels you".... | |||
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"Nothing better than the random noises a woman makes when she cums!! But how many of you have hand a partner make a noise or said something that has made you burst out laughing? "Jeez, my OH was forever making awful puns during sex! I can't remember any off hand, but she has turned a few orgasms into giggly moments!  | |||
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Lol naughty that busy of been an interesting conversation with the police!
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"Had a pillow put over my face at meets. Police have been called as someone thought I was in trouble. Lol " Sorry about that S, you said you like tea bagging me lol | |||
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Not a screamer!!
*Checks pulse*...
Not dead either.... | |||
"I've not a clue what the lass says whilst shes coming! I've usually rolled over and went to sleep by then. "  | |||
"" Hell Damnation" why did you stop?" you ARE pretty noisy Mrs R | |||
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"Aye and thats why the tv is allways turned up in my hotel room "So they can't hear you, or you can't hear them? | |||
" " Hell Damnation" why did you stop? you ARE pretty noisy Mrs R "the more noise the better..eh? | |||
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"The more noise the better. A loud woman is a real woman" Does this mean the quiet ones are transsexuals??!!  | |||
"The more noise the better. A loud woman is a real woman" Try fitting a klaxon to your doll! Works a treat when you squeeze the tits! | |||
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"""harder..harder""....the headboard knocking plaster off the wall..." just get it in".."jesus I'm cumming again"..aaaahhhhhhh, the secretions are gushing.."faster.. deeper"...sweat dripping off him,snotters and tears splashing everywhere..." Oh my god ..now..now.."..aaaahhhh............ "MARRY ME...WILL YOU MARRY ME?" "Why did you stop?" with a pained look in his face and now all limp... "oh well then...Here's your coat...what's your hurry?" " Don't call me..I'll call you " " LOL love a laugh to statrt the day x | |||
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"me too and all of that was true" PMSL I love to have noisy sex in bridalwear | |||
"just want to know who else is noisy when cumming? do you scream and shout his/her name.. or just lie there dead? I'll start with me.. Shouting "for jesus sake don't you stop"..." Dont forget your "Get It In" yell too. lol....yeah i will vouch for you on that one ... Keep it up Mrs Robinson...Oh and our neighbours are still having nightmares ! | |||
"just want to know who else is noisy when cumming? do you scream and shout his/her name.. or just lie there dead? I'll start with me.. Shouting "for jesus sake don't you stop"... Dont forget your "Get It In" yell too. lol....yeah i will vouch for you on that one ... Keep it up Mrs Robinson...Oh and our neighbours are still having nightmares !" yes but the neighbours know it was a prayer meeting... | |||
"just want to know who else is noisy when cumming? do you scream and shout his/her name.. or just lie there dead? I'll start with me.. Shouting "for jesus sake don't you stop"... Dont forget your "Get It In" yell too. lol....yeah i will vouch for you on that one ... Keep it up Mrs Robinson...Oh and our neighbours are still having nightmares ! yes but the neighbours know it was a prayer meeting..." Even the people 4 doors along were having a cigarette break LOL | |||
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"""harder..harder""....the headboard knocking plaster off the wall..." just get it in".."jesus I'm cumming again"..aaaahhhhhhh, the secretions are gushing.."faster.. deeper"...sweat dripping off him,snotters and tears splashing everywhere..." Oh my god ..now..now.."..aaaahhhh............ "MARRY ME...WILL YOU MARRY ME?" "Why did you stop?" with a pained look in his face and now all limp... "oh well then...Here's your coat...what's your hurry?" " Don't call me..I'll call you " " Me and Mrs R ,,where chatting at cjs last night about this subject and i said to her what about the comment about naming your first child after them,,lol,,that soon gets them going ,nothing would make a man scream more,,,,,lol,,,,,,,,, | |||
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"Cjs lastnight if you were there and in the cpls room you would of heard my fk buddie infact you may of heard her downstairs "was she screaming for jesus ? | |||
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"Generally grunts and growls for me. Thats right, caveman style! "caveman style..love it the mean, lean,, hungry look x | |||
But I don't mind if a lady is a screamer - as long as the neighbours don't mind either
I like a woman who shows her appreciation via her face and vocally  | |||
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"Cjs lastnight if you were there and in the cpls room you would of heard my fk buddie infact you may of heard her downstairs "You were not as loud as Mrs R who can be well  | |||
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"Mrs R. had a very quiet social evening, so it wasn't me making the noise" Very sad I need to wait 3 yrs before applying to help you get all religious, Mrs R! | |||
"Mrs R were you at cjs lastnight I was looking out for u "You have to look down.... She tiny | |||
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"just want to know who else is noisy when cumming? do you scream and shout his/her name.. or just lie there dead? I'll start with me.. Shouting "for jesus sake don't you stop"..." Thought I would bump this one up
I'm a partial screamer come moaner,would never lay there like getting into it hehe | |||
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"Millions haha "oh i'm sure your worth every penny. | |||
"Millions haha
oh i'm sure your worth every penny. "Lol I am actually,utterly priceless | |||
"Millions haha
oh i'm sure your worth every penny.
Lol I am actually,utterly priceless " | |||
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Funny when I've told that joke to women they always giggle... men rarely do... | |||
"There are four different types of orgasm... 1. The positive orgasm "oh yes, oh yes, OH YES!!!! 2. The negative orgasm "oh no, oh no, OH NO!!!! 3. The religious orgasm "oh god, oh god, OH GOD!!!! 4. The fake orgasm............. Oh (insert name of the person you are talking to)... repeat three times for effect
Funny when I've told that joke to women they always giggle... men rarely do... "I laughed Which does this one match with " oh f**k oh god oh no oh f*****g god yes ohhhhhhh " i'm going for confused blasphemous orgasm | |||
"There are four different types of orgasm... 1. The positive orgasm "oh yes, oh yes, OH YES!!!! 2. The negative orgasm "oh no, oh no, OH NO!!!! 3. The religious orgasm "oh god, oh god, OH GOD!!!! 4. The fake orgasm............. Oh (insert name of the person you are talking to)... repeat three times for effect
Funny when I've told that joke to women they always giggle... men rarely do...
I laughed
Which does this one match with " oh f**k oh god oh no oh f*****g god yes ohhhhhhh " i'm going for confused blasphemous orgasm "Hahahaha, you always get kinky buggers who want it all (thank feck) | |||
"There are four different types of orgasm... 1. The positive orgasm "oh yes, oh yes, OH YES!!!! 2. The negative orgasm "oh no, oh no, OH NO!!!! 3. The religious orgasm "oh god, oh god, OH GOD!!!! 4. The fake orgasm............. Oh (insert name of the person you are talking to)... repeat three times for effect
Funny when I've told that joke to women they always giggle... men rarely do...
I laughed
Which does this one match with " oh f**k oh god oh no oh f*****g god yes ohhhhhhh " i'm going for confused blasphemous orgasm
Hahahaha, you always get kinky buggers who want it all (thank feck) " | |||
"There are four different types of orgasm... 1. The positive orgasm "oh yes, oh yes, OH YES!!!! 2. The negative orgasm "oh no, oh no, OH NO!!!! 3. The religious orgasm "oh god, oh god, OH GOD!!!! 4. The fake orgasm............. Oh (insert name of the person you are talking to)... repeat three times for effect
Funny when I've told that joke to women they always giggle... men rarely do... " Am noisy lol I can sometimes moan for Scotland... in French | |||
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"There are four different types of orgasm... 1. The positive orgasm "oh yes, oh yes, OH YES!!!! 2. The negative orgasm "oh no, oh no, OH NO!!!! 3. The religious orgasm "oh god, oh god, OH GOD!!!! 4. The fake orgasm............. Oh (insert name of the person you are talking to)... repeat three times for effect
Funny when I've told that joke to women they always giggle... men rarely do...
Am noisy lol I can sometimes moan for Scotland... in French "Ahhhh the Auld Alliance... gaun yersel moi petit pois lolol | |||
"There are four different types of orgasm... 1. The positive orgasm "oh yes, oh yes, OH YES!!!! 2. The negative orgasm "oh no, oh no, OH NO!!!! 3. The religious orgasm "oh god, oh god, OH GOD!!!! 4. The fake orgasm............. Oh (insert name of the person you are talking to)... repeat three times for effect
Funny when I've told that joke to women they always giggle... men rarely do...
Am noisy lol I can sometimes moan for Scotland... in French
Ahhhh the Auld Alliance... gaun yersel moi petit pois lolol "Lol Rouge | |||
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"I'm suddenly overcome with a bad case of tourettes when I cum "LOL | |||
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. Some moan ( that's usually at the old jokes ) | |||
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"I loooooove hearing men moan when they are cumin! " Agreed | |||
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