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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets play a little game,dunno if its been done before or not.
The idea is you make a claim about yourself (wether true or false it doesnt matter),the following people have to guess wether its true or false.
And remember the more absurd or ridiculous the better.
Heres my attempt.
I once punched a man in the face for perving at me through a hole in the wall at a public toilet in bury st edmunds  |
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"You're right. It was actually his GF.  after watching jackass 2 idecided to see if it was possible to stick a toy car up your arse"
I'd say true, after drink was taken!
I once got thrown out of a pubin Rutherglen for going in in a nurses uniform. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After a night on the lash in Carlisle one evening i sleepwalked down stairs and lay on the carpet in front of a log fire in the hotel lounge bollock naked  "
anythings possible with you pp so im gonna say true distinct lack of ladies making desperate claims here lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You're right. It was actually his GF. after watching jackass 2 idecided to see if it was possible to stick a toy car up your arse
I'd say true, after drink was taken!
I once got thrown out of a pubin Rutherglen for going in in a nurses uniform."
false as thats probably about right for rutherglen |
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"After a night on the lash in Carlisle one evening i sleepwalked down stairs and lay on the carpet in front of a log fire in the hotel lounge bollock naked anythings possible with you pp so im gonna say true distinct lack of ladies making desperate claims here lol"
correct, the manager kindly walked me back up to bed instead of calling the cops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Here's mine. My brother and i took two girls back to my mothers years ago. One of them went to toilet. Naked. Heard someone walking upstairs. And sco into my room jumped into my bed . Wrong room . Needless to say on it like a cap bonnet x   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here's mine. My brother and i took two girls back to my mothers years ago. One of them went to toilet. Naked. Heard someone walking upstairs. And sco into my room jumped into my bed . Wrong room . Needless to say on it like a cap bonnet x "
sco=ran . Cap=car ! Bloody phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Won Gold at the Gay Olympics for taking most Str8 men up the meat aisle in the "Cruising Daddies In Tesco's" event.
TRUE! 
Once had my chest shaved "
True.
Have competed in the Gay Five Nations & cum first with men with odd shaped balls. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Won Gold at the Gay Olympics for taking most Str8 men up the meat aisle in the "Cruising Daddies In Tesco's" event.
TRUE!
Once had my chest shaved
True.
Have competed in the Gay Five Nations & cum first with men with odd shaped balls. "
False actually lol.
That's false too - you wouldn't have competed, just waited in the showers for them to finish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have won the Gay Formula One by pumping the most litres of juice into a Ford Ka & completing a circuit in record time.
False! I know you'd never be seen dead in a Ka lol "
I'm not a car snob. If it gets me where I'm going I'm not too bothered what it is so long as it matches my ensemble.
I competed in the Gay World Cup & had to take an early bath with another player due to a misunderstanding about their tackle. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Have won the Gay Formula One by pumping the most litres of juice into a Ford Ka & completing a circuit in record time.
False! I know you'd never be seen dead in a Ka lol
I'm not a car snob. If it gets me where I'm going I'm not too bothered what it is so long as it matches my ensemble.
I competed in the Gay World Cup & had to take an early bath with another player due to a misunderstanding about their tackle. "
False - it was the whole team |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have won the Gay Formula One by pumping the most litres of juice into a Ford Ka & completing a circuit in record time.
False! I know you'd never be seen dead in a Ka lol
I'm not a car snob. If it gets me where I'm going I'm not too bothered what it is so long as it matches my ensemble.
I competed in the Gay World Cup & had to take an early bath with another player due to a misunderstanding about their tackle. False - it was the whole team "
Partly right - it was BOTH teams!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"True or false
I can fire a ping pong ball out of my foof? "
Can I have my tennis balls back - you've had them since I lost out on my championship at the Gay Wimbledon title cos there were no new balls! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the Gay Rowing Championships I came first in both the Regatta (which is rarely a Straight course) & also in the Heads. "
True, Just wondering how many strokes that took.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love being called a nasty slut.
False you actually like to be called Dave omg does any 1 know how to play game
I have a 9 inch penis!"
Quite obviously false |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"True
Shopped in Asda in full maids uniform ?
I'd say false, you didn't have the apron
I've bungee jumped twice "
True but its more than twice. The elastic in those dodgy boxers of yours makes you bungee every night when your taking them off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never bungee jumped in my life lol
I'm in the film Patriot Games
False it was actually crime watch
The mummy actually lol "
So you use to be a mummy  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I've never bungee jumped in my life lol
I'm in the film Patriot Games
False it was actually crime watch
The mummy actually lol
So you use to be a mummy "
I didn't say that did I? Lol. I was in the background of one of the scenes smartass |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never bungee jumped in my life lol
I'm in the film Patriot Games
False it was actually crime watch
The mummy actually lol
So you use to be a mummy
I did say that Lol. I was in the background of one of the scenes "
Ok Mummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"More than once I gave the school hard case a blow job in school, hence the reason I wasn't bullied at school for being a feminine poof... 
True "
100%.....true lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"More than once I gave the school hard case a blow job in school, hence the reason I wasn't bullied at school for being a feminine poof...
True
100%.....true lol"
No way!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"More than once I gave the school hard case a blow job in school, hence the reason I wasn't bullied at school for being a feminine poof...
True
100%.....true lol
No way!! "
I know who would've thought it possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use to date a well known footballer that plays for a premiership team??
False - he plays for Real Madrid "
Your right, false. i have never been out with a premiership footballer and wouldn't want to but I did date a guy that played for a pub team |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I use to date a well known footballer that plays for a premiership team??
False - he plays for Real Madrid
Your right, false. i have never been out with a premiership footballer and wouldn't want to but I did date a guy that played for a pub team "
Hehe - I was close then |
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