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 once ive sorted the ing planning out looking for an invite please let me know   | |||
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"A certain biscuit wumin is rippin the pish _iew "ok, no worries.... 
Happy Birthday anyway | |||
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Congrats to you both  | |||
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"_iew dont beleive the mans procrastanations he just in bad mood cos he couldny announce it himself...personaly i have my tux n bow tie winging its way to dry cleaners as a wee whisper suggested i may be asked to be an usher ...an honour i would humbly accept with great joy...............just aslong as it dont involve painting brens flat or re-arrangine her feckin furniture "MONKEY FUCKER | |||
"naw am no lol " aye ya are you annonced it in the scotland room when there was 69 of us in the room i have witnesses i tell yee witness ,, ahhhhhhhhhh that another think whos gonney be ur best man and best maid ???????????????????????? | |||
"_iew dont beleive the mans procrastanations he just in bad mood cos he couldny announce it himself...personaly i have my tux n bow tie winging its way to dry cleaners as a wee whisper suggested i may be asked to be an usher ...an honour i would humbly accept with great joy...............just aslong as it dont involve painting brens flat or re-arrangine her feckin furniture
MONKEY FUCKER "your just well jell hes wearin a tie and uve got a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dickie to wear lol | |||
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"I can make a suggestion for a best man for ya 44....... "yes Zeb you can never mind him it just his wedding nerves gettin the better a him | |||
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"I can make a suggestion for a best man for ya 44....... yes Zeb you can never mind him it just his wedding nerves gettin the better a him "hope yur biscuits go soggy lol | |||
"I can make a suggestion for a best man for ya 44....... yes Zeb you can never mind him it just his wedding nerves gettin the better a him
hope yur biscuits go soggy lol"nayyyyyyyyyyyy chance the dont last long enough but im sure you and brens marrage will | |||
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oh I got a nice hat to wear xxx p.s wheres the HEN doo lol xxx | |||
"I can make a suggestion for a best man for ya 44....... yes Zeb you can never mind him it just his wedding nerves gettin the better a him "who the fekks this Zeb...... ach i know he`s nervous..... walkin down the aisle will be the farthest he`s moved his arse all year | |||
"I can make a suggestion for a best man for ya 44....... yes Zeb you can never mind him it just his wedding nerves gettin the better a him
who the fekks this Zeb......
ach i know he`s nervous..... walkin down the aisle will be the farthest he`s moved his arse all year
"opps a ment zed am dis-sexic ffs geez a break  | |||
" opps a ment zed am dis-sexic ffs geez a break "heres a kit-kat... wud ye like 2 fingers? | |||
" opps a ment zed am dis-sexic ffs geez a break
heres a kit-kat... wud ye like 2 fingers?"nope i like the 4 finger one better | |||
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"Congrats Bren and 44 whens the stag do oops i meant the hen do couldnt have happened to a nicer couple.But the blushing bride to be is awfy quiet on this one.Has 44 taken her breath away with his wit and charm "oh my god _eather lol he held me tonight at his chair on cam one hand pulling my hair and other with a knife in his hand i thought he wanted kinky sex lol but he wanted to do other bad things to me pmsl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"Shall I bring cake. "Probably best not too, JOOB will just have it all over her boobs n no1 will get abit lol | |||
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"Congrats you 2. Is the dress code morning suit or birthday suit?? "Id say mourning suit | |||
"the dress code is get tae fuck am no doing it biscuits you bastard lol xxx " thats no way to talk to prospective guests | |||
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"the dress code is get tae fuck am no doing it biscuits you bastard lol xxx thats no way to talk to prospective guests "Especially when they were gonna buy a 50" TV as a wedding present | |||
"the dress code is get tae fuck am no doing it biscuits you bastard lol xxx thats no way to talk to prospective guests "Is it an UNcivil ceremony you're having then 44? Lmfao. | |||
"the dress code is get tae fuck am no doing it biscuits you bastard lol xxx thats no way to talk to prospective guests
Especially when they were gonna buy a 50" TV as a wedding present "Will there be porn on it? Don't tell me they're filming the nuptials??? | |||
"Shall I bring cake.
Probably best not too, JOOB will just have it all over her boobs n no1 will get abit lol "CAKE cake did someone mention cake aww you no me so well Sxi . Lol | |||
"the dress code is get tae fuck am no doing it biscuits you bastard lol xxx thats no way to talk to prospective guests
Especially when they were gonna buy a 50" TV as a wedding present
Will there be porn on it?
Don't tell me they're filming the nuptials???
"Oh god, can you imagine anything worse?? A vicar with a hard on?!?!?
Better find a female vicar you two | |||
"Shall I bring cake.
Probably best not too, JOOB will just have it all over her boobs n no1 will get abit lol CAKE cake did someone mention cake aww you no me so well Sxi . Lol "OI! Hands off the cake you - I get the first slab | |||
"the dress code is get tae fuck am no doing it biscuits you bastard lol xxx " aww now now 44 ur nerves is just getting the better of you ,,ul calm down once I announce the wedding date and venue tho I promise ya that. Lol ... I really like foe's idea of a suit but id change the spelling to Moaning suit | |||
"Shall I bring cake.
Probably best not too, JOOB will just ahave it all over her boobs n no1 will get abit lol CAKE cake did someone mention cake aww you no me so well Sxi . Lol
OI! Hands off the cake you - I get the first slab ". Oii I'm the announcer and organiser I get first dibs at out heavenly hardened victor and the cake | |||
"Shall I bring cake.
Probably best not too, JOOB will just ahave it all over her boobs n no1 will get abit lol CAKE cake did someone mention cake aww you no me so well Sxi . Lol
OI! Hands off the cake you - I get the first slab . Oii I'm the announcer and organiser I get first dibs at out heavenly hardened victor and the cake ". I Ment (the) not out , but if I get my way it will be in and out and In and out | |||
"Shall I bring cake.
Probably best not too, JOOB will just ahave it all over her boobs n no1 will get abit lol CAKE cake did someone mention cake aww you no me so well Sxi . Lol
OI! Hands off the cake you - I get the first slab . Oii I'm the announcer and organiser I get first dibs at out heavenly hardened victor and the cake . I Ment (the) not out , but if I get my way it will be in and out and In and out "Then the Hokey Cokey & she'll turn around, that's what it's all about... | |||
"Shall I bring cake.
Probably best not too, JOOB will just have it all over her boobs n no1 will get abit lol CAKE cake did someone mention cake aww you no me so well Sxi . Lol "I'll be nice and share it with you. | |||
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"spoke to my lawyer too n she said marry him coz his lawyer is ma hubby n he got a fantastic pension esp his policy when he kicks the bucket lol so folks it's back on pmsl xxxx " so im oot the door?cheers bren pmsl | |||
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"spoke to my lawyer too n she said marry him coz his lawyer is ma hubby n he got a fantastic pension esp his policy when he kicks the bucket lol so folks it's back on pmsl xxxx " on yur bike bitch | |||
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"spoke to my lawyer too n she said marry him coz his lawyer is ma hubby n he got a fantastic pension esp his policy when he kicks the bucket lol so folks it's back on pmsl xxxx on yur bike bitch "Does it still pay out if he gets shagged to death by all the female members of fab????? | |||
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"CAL DOOOOOOON FOLKS it back on they have sorted pre nup and the WEDDING BACK ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN "CALM i ment,,, am aww excited it back on hehehe | |||
"[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 19:06:28]" a seem that you no that was admittance for sure | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 19:06:28] a seem that you no that was admittance for sure "Me too | |||
"[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 19:06:28] a seem that you no that was admittance for sure "admittance my arse am 100% in denial | |||
"[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 19:06:28] a seem that you no that was admittance for sure
admittance my arse am 100% in denial "andy seen it 2 so i have witnessed again your busted mr& mrs 44bren4u | |||
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"BOAK BOAK BOAK" ack that just wedding nerves youll be fine on the day doll dinney worry | |||
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"how could anyone possibly believe a wumin that openly admitted to snorting like a pig lol lol lol "i have no shame that why ,,,, i fart and snore also so bite me biatchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |||
"how could anyone possibly believe a wumin that openly admitted to snorting like a pig lol lol lol "I have no recollection of that | |||
"piss aff am no nervous ya biatch lol lol " You'll be fine once you had the 27th bridesmaid over the alter | |||
