"I hear it's to be used for watersports... (but not THAT type! " followed by a filthy laugh..
Swiftly followed by my wee mental voice saying -aww shit... Did I actually say that out loud...?
A call came into my office switchboard for me and I loudly shouted 'I'll take it up the back' (meaning the phone extension at the top of the office). One if my male colleagues shouted back 'I heard that about you'. Was so hysterical I could hardly take the call.