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By *adcow OP Woman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!
(None of that Sissy
shite)
Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems
that always sound good, but never actually come close to
reality? Well, here are a series of
promises that actually speak of true
friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley
faces on this card .
Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1. When ye are sad
-- I will help you
get pissed and plot revenge against the ol' bugger who made ye sad.
2. When ye are blue
-- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.
3. When ye smile --
I will know ye are thinking of something that I would
probably want to be involved in.
4. When ye are
scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I
get, until you're NOT.
5. When ye are
worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it
could be until YE STOP
WHINING!
6.... When yer
confused -- I will try to use only wee words.
7... When ye are
sick -- Stay the heck
away from me until ye are well again.
I don't want whatever ye've got.
8... When ye
fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you
clumsy arse,
.......but I'll help you up.
9... This is my
oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...
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By *adcow OP Woman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
"Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...
and I have a brolly for my real friends xxxxx"
i just bring a shower curtain for my friends hun xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...
and I have a brolly for my real friends xxxxx"
and its SOME brolly lol |
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By *adcow OP Woman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
"a friend is someone who bails you out if your in trouble with the police a true friend is sitting next to you wondering what happened  "
ok you been caught in the loos again homo?????
ye knows a luvs ye and the wee english poof who'll be visiting soon xxxx  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other  "
***runs in and plants a big mushy, sloppy kiss on everyone, then runs back out again** xxx |
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By *adcow OP Woman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
"I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other
***runs in and plants a big mushy, sloppy kiss on everyone, then runs back out again** xxx"
lol run fast hun i know how to get to livingstone hehe |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other
***runs in and plants a big mushy, sloppy kiss on everyone, then runs back out again** xxx
lol run fast hun i know how to get to livingstone hehe "
That's what I was hoping for babe xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice 1 Rhona.
Your a true friend, always there to listen , non judgmental....
Listens to all my probs....
You have been there for me a lot, thro illness & famlily probs
A tert with a heart i luv ya girl lol xxx xxx
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By *adcow OP Woman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
"I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other
***runs in and plants a big mushy, sloppy kiss on everyone, then runs back out again** xxx
lol run fast hun i know how to get to livingstone hehe
That's what I was hoping for babe xx"
grabbing car keys the now  |
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By *adcow OP Woman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
"Nice 1 Rhona.
Your a true friend, always there to listen , non judgmental....
Listens to all my probs....
You have been there for me a lot, thro illness & famlily probs
A tert with a heart i luv ya girl lol xxx xxx
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damn i thought i had a swinging brick no a heart lol
anytime hun |
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By (user no longer on site)
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am no gonna give you any of the "mushy shite" as you call it but would like to say rhona is 1 of the nicest /non-judgemental people on here and is 1 i will miss chatting to
xxstevexx |
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By *adcow OP Woman
over a year ago
kirkcaldy |
"am no gonna give you any of the "mushy shite" as you call it but would like to say rhona is 1 of the nicest /non-judgemental people on here and is 1 i will miss chatting to
xxstevexx"
aw stevie i always knew ye were a woose lol
i'll miss ye tae but i still have the hedge cutters so feel free to drop in anytime hun |
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