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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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what has changed about your day to day habits as a single swinger?
now im a "single male" swinger these are the things i noticed today.
A) i have 12 sets of bedclothes always laundered and ironed
B) i have enough towels to wrap around the empire state building
C) i always have an unopened pack of 3 brand new toothbrushes in bathroom cabinet...for guests
D) i have a "smelly candle" in the bedroom
E) i always have 2 bottles of white and two bottles of red wine in house.
F) i have wet wipes next to toilet rolls
G) i have enough lube to grease the wheels of industry
H) enough condoms that if i inflated them all and tied them to my car it would float off.
the list goes on....its a long way from being a simple vanilla single man lol.
at no point have any the above items being needed more than twice a year i must add!!!!!!!
mike.
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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The list pre swinging days was 3 unopened packs of condoms - 1 out of date, WD40 under the sink, 2 half burnt candles from the last power cut, 2 sets of bed linen, 3 towels, what's a wet wipe?, half a toilet roll   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what has changed about your day to day habits as a single swinger?
now im a "single male" swinger these are the things i noticed today.
A) i have 12 sets of bedclothes always laundered and ironed
B) i have enough towels to wrap around the empire state building
C) i always have an unopened pack of 3 brand new toothbrushes in bathroom cabinet...for guests
D) i have a "smelly candle" in the bedroom
E) i always have 2 bottles of white and two bottles of red wine in house.
F) i have wet wipes next to toilet rolls
G) i have enough lube to grease the wheels of industry
H) enough condoms that if i inflated them all and tied them to my car it would float off.
the list goes on....its a long way from being a simple vanilla single man lol.
at no point have any the above items being needed more than twice a year i must add!!!!!!!
mike.
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