I got some stories from a friend who is an ex polis:
The first one was a call out to a flat, with a couple complaining of loud banging coming from upstairs in the wee small hours. They told him that they had tried banging on the ceiling with a broom handle, but it just went on.
Then, the husband went up and knocked the door, and shouted in the letter box, but still it carried on.
So, the police listened, and sure enough, it started again, so they went up and knocked, and shouted in the letter box, but it carried on. One of them then went and got the Big Red Key, and they broke the door in, and searched the flat. In one of the bedrooms they found a woman, tied to the bed, ball gag in mouth, and an unconscious man on the floor. He had been trying to jump off the dresser to “ravish” her, and hit his head. The banging was her whacking the headboard off the wall, as she was freezing after the central heating went off. The guy had concussion & got stitches, and she was treated for hypothermia!
The second was a call out by a guy who needed police and paramedics, due to his partner, in the process of giving him a blow job in the kitchen, having a seizure, and clenching her teeth. To get her off, he had to brain her with the nearest kitchen utensil. They both got stitches….
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